Monday, September 18, 2006
Friends, colleagues, people of all ages! I call on to you today to show you the light!! THIS is what happens when you marry! Look at this man! He used to be sane. .... ........ well, that would be a lie... he used to be somewhat LESS insane! Now, he's a shell of his former self. He's wearing a tiara for crying out loud!!!! He goes about spreading his insanity to the masses. He's a danger to himself and others around him. he's Psychological manifestations of the sexual frustrations caused by the pressures of being married Man!! now, he's the super villian who terrorizes EVERYONE!!!
Fear him! fear his wrath!! fear his awkward grin!! FEAR HIS TIARA!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
Docile and timid by day, freaky tooth pick swaying maniac by night. Although a vigilante, he always smiles... maybe to show off his gigantic set of teeth, i dont know. he's TOOTHPICKVERINE!!! get it? huh? Wolverine... toothpickverine? dammit!
Anyways, this individual is the first I saw who picks his teeth after drinking coffee. DRINKING COFFEE!!! I mean, what could possibly got caught in your teeth after drinking coffee? heat?
So, whenever you have a tooth picking emergency, you can always count on toothpickverine. that is, if he shows up and has tooth picks if he does...