Saturday, March 24, 2007

Girls vs Girls

This is another observation that I... you know... observed. Now, I have talked about how we guys instinctively check out chicks... and i have, explained it from a point of view of a guy. You know how your girlfriend complains when you check out another girl? Not nessecarily when you are with her, but when you hang out with your friends and stuff. But you dont bother too much because you KNOW that she checks out other guys too. well, she does. she might even admit that. but what she doesnt admit is this... she checks out other girls more than she does guys. Yes... its true. No, Im serious. Girls check out other girls. You guys might notice that she looks at girls when you are with her, but you dont mind, because you are thinking of that girl with your girl, painting a dirty picture in your mind. yes, we all know. but dont worry... everyone does it. Its when the girls hang out together it really comes out into play. We guys do it on instinct. We cant really help it. But girls... you know what they do? you are gonna love this...

They bitch.

Yes, they do. "Oh, just look at her! why doesnt she just walk around topless if she wants to show her boobs off?" or "just look at that skank!" and also something along the lines of "oh, those eyebrows look like a forest!". I know its rude to evesdrop, but i was, in fact stuck behind a group of gals one night. And that was some of the stuff i heard. it got me thinking... and i started to listen to what girls say every now and then. Its almost the same...
It is finally out in the open. girls are materialistic. we all know that. even the girls know, even if they wont admit it. But the next time a guy hears complaints that he's checking out girls, tell her this... at least you dont judge them. of course whats gals do is worse than what guys do.We dont judge... we just form a little mental picture and move on. So there.

Friday, March 23, 2007

I REFUSE to believe!

meet Ichigo and Kakashi... both very famous anime characters. ... hey... wait... Kakashi! what the hell are u DOING?? NO!! thats not right! thats not even remotely right!! Ichigo seems to like it!!! damn!! this cant be happening.. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! RUINED!!!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Power of caffeine!!

Okay… I’ll get this out in the open. I love coffee. I think it is, in fact, the most ingenious thing to hit earth since… you know… women. Yes, I like them too. Not as much as coffee, though. Because, lets face it, coffee doesn’t talk back, and it’s not as needy as women are. I am not in anyway generalizing on women here. I think all you women are wonderful creatures. So, back to coffee…
These days its become somewhat of a trend to “go to a coffee”. Sure, I like coffee as much as the next guy. During my daily coffee at a certain cafĂ©, I have observed and interacted with all types of people. And I wish to convey to you, my readers, willing or unwilling… my findings… observations and deductions, if you will. Below are the most common types of coffee’s I have observed.

The business power coffee
This type of coffee is mostly attended by older people, although young up-and-comers are known to make an appearance. The usual banter revolves around business deals and joint ventures with fellow coffee buddies. I have, unfortunately, sat through one or two of these. And as expected, unless you have a keen interest for solid business, you might want to stay away. Its boring. Believe me.

The would-be business power coffee
This is a very common type of coffee. Usually attended by aspiring businessmen. Or in some cases, one aspiring businessman, with young minds he can mold. The usual banter would usually be about unusual or unconventional, but rarely creative forms of new businesses, that would seldom come to be. Deals would be made that wouldn’t go through. Promises will be made that will never be kept. Most of the times the attendees would know that this is so, but go anyway just to voice their dreams. Vaguely of any interest to me, although I get invited to these kinds of coffees a lot.

The music band coffee
Again, this is very common. A band, after a hard jamming session would all go and have a coffee to elaborate more on their skills and criticize each other. Sometimes the criticisms are actually constructive! No, really, it’s true! I have experienced this kind very often. Don’t get me wrong, I love music. Music is a part of me. But after a good jamming, I’d rather just hang out and “chill”. As much as I love coffee AND music, I really think too much of anything is not great.

The hanging out coffee
The most common kind of coffee in the Maldives today. This is my preferred medium to enjoy my coffee. Although there are people around the coffee table, there’s no talk of anything even remotely important. Stress free. These kinds of coffee’s are usually accompanied with lots and lots of cigarettes. And I mean millions. Any non smoker would die of passive smoking immediately, like a cockroach which has been sprayed with “sheltox”. So I wouldn’t recommend a non smoker to attend, unless it is one of those rare cases when none of the people at the table smoke. Good luck with that.

I have to say that I am a fan of the hanging out coffee. After a hard day of work, there’s nothing like a cup of steaming hot coffee, and a few smokes with a couple of friends. Coffee is a force to be reckoned with. Forget the old Hindi movies which say that love is the most powerful thing that binds us. I say its caffeine. I say it’s the bitter sweet taste of a coffee that sets us free.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

People can SHOUT!!!!

So i added a shoutbox! its very exciting... im sorry that i've not been posting... but somethings came up and i was deviated from my worldly tasks. i promise the shoutbox is a sign of good things to come and i'll post again soon!!!

c yaz!!

love, iya