Saturday, January 20, 2007

The "men cant cheat voluntarily" theory

Okay.. im a faithful guy. this is something i thought up the other nite due to lack of sleep. its purely for humor, so u activists can ease off my back.

think from the point of view of a straight man.

we men.. need sex. theres no denying it. you all know this. although some women might deny it, they know wat keeps their men close is the sex.

Women often complain that men look at other women. we dont do this on purpose. its built into our DNA, its written into our very existance. if we see even a HINT of an ass, we're gonna look. we dont do it conciously. our brain picks it up and before even WE know it, we are checking it out. see, its not something we can control. for example: im turning a corner on a street on a bike.. a girl two blocks away catches my eye. DID I KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE THERE? nope. but the brain picks her up. think abt this.. when i turn the corner, i should be thinking of my safety and checking the traffic first.. but my brain puts BOOTY before SAFETY.

Example: a guy is in a relationship. he gets a chance to have a no strings attached one time only offer from another girl. of course the guys gonna go for it. but the GUY doesnt have a say. its the brain the booty before safety brain that makes the desicion. lets face it.. the brain is the big dog in the body. u know... impulses and desicions and shit come from it.

so we guys trust our brains to make desicions.. whats it gonna say? of course! DO IT!! and we, as people arent technically responsible for our brain's primal actions, ex: breathing, blinking, sex, etc... so based on this... i say guys cant cheat.. voluntarily. its all internal politics.