Wednesday, February 14, 2007

the female "accident"



the photos are real. this happened in my office. i came in after breakfast, and noticed a lone chair sitting in the corner... maybe it was intuition, instincts, call it what you will.. there was something wrong with this chair.... i could feel it. i could feel it in my bones. so i approched the chair. slowly. and there it was... the chair had been ... ripped of its dignity. see for yourself..
i was too late to arrive at the scene of the crime although clearly it was ... clear as to wat had happened here. the "evidence" was tampered with. somebody had tried to wash it away. a very weak attempt. pathetic, really. after interrogating everyone in the close proximity, i got a confession out of a femal staff in my department. yes. it is wat it looks like. she had an "accident". a that time of the month accident.
and being the considerate human being that i am, i decided to post a note on the chair so no one would defile themselves on the already sexually harrased chair. another good deed done, another crisis averted.