Monday, September 12, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
But come on! Even you guys have to admit that there are NO other countries in which you can learn to do black magic and voodoo. Fuck yeah. That is the shit. Fucking badass.
Official school logo.
Listen to this. The reason why they have decided to bestow this slice of awesome to our naïve and backwards community is because we really have no idea how to defend ourselves from the cocksucking assholes who are joojoo-ing us behind our backs.
Fuck them! We’ll show them, won’t we? Yeah. It’s not like we have any other threats of being, say, being stabbed in the face by a drug deprived junkie for our wallets. Naaahhh! We’ll just take our black magic mojo training, thank you very much!
And I am guessing we shall surely get our money’s worth as world renowned joojoobee enchanters and universally recognized black magic necromancer banshee dispellers will come and teach us the ways of the boogle life.
Lecturer: Bad Mojo 101
The next time any fucked up knife wielding lunatic comes towards you with that killing intent, break out your spell book and show him what you are made of. Namely blood and fragile flesh.
That’ll teach them.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Sunday, March 06, 2011
Feminists. They are some of the finest women in the world. I like them. They are intelligent, open minded, easy to talk to and very civilized. But usually not very attractive. But you know what pisses me off? Feminazis. They are annoying, loud, crass and unreasonable. They tell tales of strong women and weave intricate conspiracies as to how men keep women in low jobs and how men are the enemy of the world. Let me tell you something. If we men never wanted you to, you wouldn't have the liberties you'd have now. so shut the fuck up and leave us the fuck alone. Sure, feminazis are a fucking annoyance, but at least they believe in what they are fighting for. I can respect that. I like a woman with some fight in her. It's cute.
You know its a sad day when a sexist has to stand up for women. I am conveying this message to all the faux feminists out there.
You know who you are. You speak of empowerment, but you behave like a fucking weakling. You talk of independence but you whine about a lack of a man in your life. You talk of equal jobs for both sexes, but you are fucking incompetent. All of you, listen up. You better start practicing what you preach or shut the fuck up before I introduce you to the back of my hand. That's right. The pimp hand. You know why? Because the world is better off without your bullshit.
That's right. You are a disgrace to women. You are no different than the countless women who act as breeding and feeding machines. You are no different than the millions of faceless women who will leave no significance after their deaths. You are no more relevant than a expired bar of Snickers. We all know you are bullshitting. Why? Because you contradict yourself at every turn. You want to be victimized. You want to be seen as the inferior sex. Stop it. You are setting women back decades. Its disgusting. No, YOU are disgusting. Don't talk about equality if you are just going to play the "I'm a woman" card every time to get out of doing any real work.
If you can't be a feminist, don't pretend to be one. If you don't believe in being an example of a strong woman, don't spin tales of being so. Fuck you. You are the worst kind of person. Even I don't pull shit like that. That's saying something.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not suddenly being a... non-sexist... un-sexist? Whatever. I'm me. I just don't like them faux feminists, is all.