V for Veranda

So yeah, our country recently had a Victory Day.

The day when terrorists came to our land, spilled the blood of our brothers on our soil. We commemorate their sacrifice to our country on November 3rd of every year. Because their patriotism deserves remembrance.

Now this is what I have a problem with. All of the motherfuckers who think they are above this whole thing with the "remembering the sacrifices of the martyrs because they gave their lives to protect this country and thus protecting you" thing.

Here's the main points these dick eating muppets take against Victory Day.

1. Maumoon was the president back then and they won't support anything Mau was a part of.

2. We were only saved because the Indian Army came and helped us.

Okay...

Number one; I don't fucking care about Maumoon. Maumoon didn't go out and die that day. I don't care about Anni, Gasim or Yaamin either. All of them can have sex with each other for all I care. We aren't celebrating the bravery of The Mau on November 3rd. Get your facts straight. Have some fucking respect for those who were brave enough to fight for you, you little ingrate.

Number two; (snicker) I am well aware that the Indian Army came and saved our asses. I am forever grateful to the India for it. That doesn't change the fact the people died for you.

You know what, fuck you all.

And this is not the cherry on top. Most of these vomit coated tutu wearing nipple twisters 'celebrate' the 5th of November. Because, you know, V for Vendetta. They post the little poem thingie from the movie like a mantra. For those of you know didn't know, here it is:

Remember, remember the 5th of November
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot

These people seriously think they know something about anarchy because they watched a movie. You think the Guy Fawkes masks you are so keen on wearing are made from anti establishment anarchists hell bent on helping you "fight the power"? They are made from sweat shop workers, working their fingers to the bone for pocket change. You're as much part of the established order as the people running it, assholes.

Here's an alternate poem for you;

Remember remember the 3rd of November
When Maldivian patriots were shot
All of you people who claim to be patriots
Are just bile covered rectum maggots

 

And have a good dose of fuck you.

Facebook Stupidity

I have come across a few... well, more than a few very pushy, judgy and pretentious status updates on facebook. Some of them were pretty harmless, like those chain mails I used to get that claims that I'd die if I didn't forward it to a specified amount of people, or the ones that claimed that I was an infidel and supported the rise of Satan and God would smite me where I sat if I didn't forward the mail.

These were different. Let me explain... or rather, let me show you a couple of these things.

Example one:

This is the kind of crap that is flying around today, and people, apparently, love the taste of shit. At least 21 'friends' of the person who posted this like it, that we know of. First off, this status update assumes you (the reader) are the worst person ever. Apparently you are a name calling douche/bitch. Just look at that. Go on. Read it. I'll wait. Done? Good.

Also, the sheer contradiction! At one point this retarded combination of words claims that you don't know these people whom you've been insulting, but the status knows you. It knows you are the combined reincarnation of Hitler and Stalin with a pinch of Jack the Ripper thrown in for good measure. Oh, and surprise surprise, if you don't share this, you're heartless. Colour me heartless. Also, go fuck yourself. Anyone who posted this shit is a fucking hypocrite of the worst kind. You are a barnacle stuck on the ship of stupidity.

It's a damn shame that these people are the ones most likely to breed in exponential numbers, consequently bringing in more stupidity into the world. A damn shame indeed.

Have you seen this? This was all over facebook not long ago. I saw this fucking thing this month. And needless to say, this pisses me off. I'd like to respond to this, by addressing anyone and everyone who posted this on their walls/timelines.

Dear everyone who posted this fucking status thingie on your facebook:

Who the fuck are you to ask me for a personal favor? I know some of you who posted this, and I know this is NOT personal for your family. And I'm guessing its the case for most you dumbasses. I've lost family and friends to cancer. I find this post utterly offensive. Posting this piece of shit status on your fucking facebook is an insult. NOT a sign of respect. You know why? Because all you assholes who think "oh, I'll just paste this on facebook and then I can say at least I did something for cancer patients" aren't really doing anything. This is less than the least you can do. This is spitting in the face of a person going through chemotherapy. This is you defecating the graves of people who lost long battles with cancer. 

And you have the nerve to look down on other people? What sort of an asshole are you? You assholes act all high and mighty because you copy pasted some stupid shit laced with puke on your facebook? Open your fucking eyes, you inconsiderate tape worm infested fuckball! The only thing that you accomplished by posting this is confirming that you are a self centered, inhuman, lazy waste of space. All of you should be rounded up and shot in the back of the head with shotguns so that your face explodes and spills on to the ground.

I don't know if people read this blog or not, but if anyone who posted these things are reading this, know that I don't like you. You will die a painful death and your kids will grow up to be junkies. Thank you.

For shame.

Recently, the Male' City Council discussed the "nuisance and bother" of expatriate workers who gather on Fridays to the Republic Square. Here is the article on Minivan News where you can read the details or whatnot.

Really, Male' City Council? Really? Nuisance? Bother? You know what else is a bother? You lot.

You are more than a bother. You are more than a fucking nuisance. You are a fucking joke, Male' City Council. Fuck you. In the worst possible way, fuck you all.

Who the fuck do you think you are? These are human beings, for crying out loud. They build your houses. They clean the houses they build. They fucking throw your trash. And you give them flak for going to the Republic Square once a week? Fuck that noise. Do they bother you assholes when they take all the abuse you give them? They live in shacks. Get paid minimum. They survive on scraps of food. They work harder than most Maldivians. You have the ass blasting audacity to call them a bother, you glorified collection of buttfucks?

One of the points against expatriate workers going there, is because they damage the grass? Really? You know what else damages the grass, you imp dicked retards? Get a few hundred protesters on it. Which you do on a regular basis, whichever party you hail from. Fuck this. You fuckwads make me ashamed to be called a Maldivian.

And I see you have a couple of movie stars on your group. They even did that job horrendously. What makes you think you can do a better job serving the people? You turd based life forms are a good for nothing over paid waste of air.

Also, apparently the expatriate workers are committing indecent acts in Sultan Park. You know who else commits these acts, in greater numbers? Maldivians. Fucking junkie motherfuckers and their cockbite girl counterparts. Why don't you address the nuisance and bother of fucking drug infused fucktards having a good orgy or two in the darkness, Mr. Big Shot Film Star?

Just go fuck yourselves. Obviously you would rather belittle and demean a hardworking group of people which YOU LOT brought into the country to do YOUR work than deal with real problems which are happening everyday.

These people get a free day, once a week. They hang once a week. That's not a bother. It's not even a nuisance.

Try and go after the junkies, wife beaters, child molesters, murderers, thieves, muggers, dealers and smugglers first, you clusterfuck of stupid shit for brains fucks.

Next time you are in your air conditioned offices having your personal secretary blow you, take a break from watching porn or cybersexing and look up the word empathy. It just might help you a little bit to understand how to do your fucking jobs which you are paid to do. By the people.

The Feminal Entities

Feminists. They are some of the finest women in the world. I like them. They are intelligent, open minded, easy to talk to and very civilized. But usually not very attractive. But you know what pisses me off? Feminazis. They are annoying, loud, crass and unreasonable. They tell tales of strong women and weave intricate conspiracies as to how men keep women in low jobs and how men are the enemy of the world. Let me tell you something. If we men never wanted you to, you wouldn't have the liberties you'd have now. so shut the fuck up and leave us the fuck alone. Sure, feminazis are a fucking annoyance, but at least they believe in what they are fighting for. I can respect that. I like a woman with some fight in her. It's cute.

You know what pisses me off to a greater extent? False feminists. Women who pretend to believe in the principles of feminism but are total wankers. Now I know that statement is physically contradicting, but you know what I'm getting at, don't you? I have encountered many faux feminists over the years. I have observed them for quite some time now. But this has gone too far. To the point I'm starting to sympathize with the fucking feminazis. This has to stop. Now.

You know its a sad day when a sexist has to stand up for women. I am conveying this message to all the faux feminists out there.

You know who you are. You speak of empowerment, but you behave like a fucking weakling. You talk of independence but you whine about a lack of a man in your life. You talk of equal jobs for both sexes, but you are fucking incompetent. All of you, listen up. You better start practicing what you preach or shut the fuck up before I introduce you to the back of my hand. That's right. The pimp hand. You know why? Because the world is better off without your bullshit.

That's right. You are a disgrace to women. You are no different than the countless women who act as breeding and feeding machines. You are no different than the millions of faceless women who will leave no significance after their deaths. You are no more relevant than a expired bar of Snickers. We all know you are bullshitting. Why? Because you contradict yourself at every turn. You want to be victimized. You want to be seen as the inferior sex. Stop it. You are setting women back decades. Its disgusting. No, YOU are disgusting. Don't talk about equality if you are just going to play the "I'm a woman" card every time to get out of doing any real work.

If you can't be a feminist, don't pretend to be one. If you don't believe in being an example of a strong woman, don't spin tales of being so. Fuck you. You are the worst kind of person. Even I don't pull shit like that. That's saying something.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not suddenly being a... non-sexist... un-sexist? Whatever. I'm me. I just don't like them faux feminists, is all.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Hey there, readers! Are you still there? Did you miss me? Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you guys. Though, that’s not from the lack of trying. Believe you me, I tried.

Sometimes it is very easy to forget the Utopia that we live in. Everything works in its finest form. Sure there are shortcomings here and there, but hey, nothing is perfect. We all have to try and stay positive about things. In these trying times, we have to. Otherwise it is very easy to forget how perfect our system is.

Being the benevolent person that I am, I am here to restore your faith in our community. I will help you see the positive.

Sure there are child raping pedophiles on the streets as you are reading this, but think of the positive; at least the children who survive these kinds of things will be stronger… or is it scarred for life and get their childhood robbed from them? I get confused with these things.

Major drug dealers who get busted with large quantities of narcotics don’t get jail time. But look at the bright side! All the minor drug offenders get life sentences or some shit. We all know that cutting the leaf of the tree will make it stop growing. Or is it the root? I get turned around on tree metaphors.

Well, of course there are a lot of murderers roaming the streets who evaded conviction due to loopholes in the justice system or some shit. But hey… do we really want those gangster types filling up and spoiling our nice jails? Do we? Do we really? Maybe we do. I don’t know… moving on!

Corruption is rampant throughout the country. Everyone knows this. But look at it this way… if the overpaid high ranking people don’t steal our money, then it all goes to improving the quality of living of the less fortunate! Fuck that noise! The day a poor man can come and eat at the same café’ that I eat is the day I lose faith in society. But come to think of it, maybe that’s the right thing to do? Reduce poverty? I mean, what do I know?

What I’m trying to say is, these are big issues. There are big shots behind desks signing documents right now! I am sure they will get around to these issues eventually. Maybe. I mean, they are paid a ridiculously large amount of money so they HAVE to try and tackle these problems, right? Maybe sometime soon they’ll stop all the petty infighting and actually DO something to further develop the country and solve some issues?

Yeah, right. Who am I kidding? Or rather, who are WE kidding? These assholes won’t know the broad side of a sheet of plywood if it hit them in the face.

It's just a matter of time till the Devil comes to collect this country's soul. Good thing he's my friend.

Dear Mode

I recently came across something very disturbing. It’s an article about an article written about an article in Time Magazine. On the cover of this particular Time Magazine, there is this beautiful girl. She has raven black hair, with the tiniest hint of a brown streak. Her eyes have a penetrating look, like she is stabbing you with her gaze through the lens of the camera. But there’s something missing from her face.

Oh, that’s right… she doesn’t have a nose. She doesn’t have a fucking nose. Why, you ask? Because this young woman ran away from an abusive husband and in-laws.

In comes this fucker Ibrahim Mohamed, who starts to criticize the frikking Time Magazine article because the journalist didn’t present the husband’s and Taliban’s side of the story?

Here’s my two cents.

Hey, Ibrahim Mohamed! I’m sure you are a very smart person, judging by the quality of your English. I’m sure you’ll understand what I am trying to relay here. But I’m going to try and be as simple as possible, though.

Go fuck yourself, Ibrahim Mohamed.

I’m guessing a mutilated nose or ear is of no big deal to you. But somehow I’m getting the feeling you wouldn’t like it either if someone cut something of yours out, other than, maybe a chunk of cancer. But a nose, ear, eye, finger or penis… I am guessing not. You want two sides to the story? Here’s your two sides. An eighteen year old girl got her face cut out and the Taliban motherfuckers got a pair of ears and a nose to that human potato head they are making. Oh, there’s another side to this, you fucking opportunist fuckwit, a girl has her life ruined. She will never live happily ever after.

And you have the audacity to turn the funding for her reconstructive surgery into some kind of anti west propaganda? Fuck that noise, Mode. Can I call you Mode? Of course I can. It’s my blog, after all.

People like you are like a cancer, Mode. Not a cancer of the body or a cancer of the mind. You are a cancer on the entire world. Call Guinness the collective bunch of your hypocrites club can claim to be the biggest cancer ever.

I realize I’ve been referencing cancer too much. So I will call you other names now.

You claim that the image of the girl with the noseless face will create hatred for the Taliban, you incomprehensible moron? They are already the most hated people in the fucking world. They are the reason Muslims all over the world are having such a hard time living a normal life. Maybe it’s the senseless killing that the Taliban are into that make people hate them so much. Maybe is the endorsing of acts like beating women to death or throwing acid on their faces. I don’t know, I am just putting suggestions out there. I’m just saying that maybe people ALREADY hate the Taliban because they are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and the consecutive ruining of countless lives. I’m just saying.

So, Mode, for a smart guy, you sure have made some rather retarded observations. I have the sneaky suspicion that you might be one of those religiously hypocrite types.

I don’t like you. And I hope you encounter bad things. At least I know that we’ll meet in hell.

See you there, Mode.

One of those posts

First off, I want it on the record that I am better than you. You the reader. Yes, you. In every way. This is not speculation. This is fact. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why. I am the everlasting center of the frikking universe. I am the pinnacle of human evolution. I am the infinite pool of wisdom.

I forget what I was trying to convey.

So instead of that, we’ll discuss something that has been bugging me for a bit. By discuss, I mean I’ll rant here and you will read.

In light of the whole atheist fiasco and the recent headhunt started by my dear friends the fundies, I feel like I should make something clear. This here blog is not an Islam bashing blog. Its not a gay bashing blog. It is not an Amjay bashing blog. But this here blog bashes anything I damn well please to bash.

I don’t kid when I say I don’t trash my dearest religion that I was brought up to believe in. Islam is a cool thing. But I so fucking hate the haabees who are running it now. I say running because that’s whats happening. If I don’t conform to their (idiotic outdated) beliefs, then I am not a muslim. In what world is this logical? Who am I kidding… they don’t care much for logic
But I get sidetracked.

Sure the bearded brothers of fundamentalist Islam are easy target for jokes, but the point it, I can post whatever the fuck I please here.

If I wanted to talk about fuckers with long beards who abuse women and children in the name of religion, I’d talk about that.

If I wanted to talk about how people who don’t give a fuck about the environment are ruining the planet, I’d talk about that.

If I wanted to talk about how the environmentalist assholes act like they are better than everyone else, I’d talk about that.

Too much shit happening to talk about just one thing, eh? What am I asking you for? To make you feel better. I’m always right and I don’t really have to ask. Consider it a courtesy. See, I can be polite when I want to.

So whatever you want to label me, you label me. And whatever you label someone else, go ahead. Because there’s nothing anyone can do about it. But just remember, you are a piece of shit little nobody and I am the sound of reason. I am the epitome of human understanding. I am the essence of awesomeness.

I forget what I was talking about again…

Don't be sad, mate!

So they say don’t be sad. I have seen the banners. You would too. But it seems that the Adhaalath won’t let us talk anymore. At least not in the way that we want to. And it happens that I have something to say on the subject first.

And being the law abiding citizen and the good sport that I am I have decided to join the spirit of thing and keep things less vulgar than usual. To do that, I removed the bad words or phrases and replaced it with a little explanation to give you, the readers, an idea of what it was.

*ahem*

The Adhaalath can go (violent act of fornication removed) for all I care. Stick a (long wooden object removed) up your (human rear end removed) sideways. Hear me? Sideways, you (reference to fornication removed) little (digestive juice producing organ removed)!

If you weren’t too busy (reference to fornication with oils removed) with animals in your spare time, you might have taken the time to notice that we are in the (reference to fornication removed) twenty first century you (animal fetish enthusiast reference removed)!

Now that I am nice and riled up…

What the fuck is the deal with this whole “don’t be sad” (male cow excrement removed)?

Never mind that children have their childhood stolen, their education stolen, even their (reference to incest with mothers removed) lives taken from them. But of course, there’s no need to be sad.

Never mind that creativity and art are being stamped out because you are too (fornication reference removed)(reference to level of intelligence removed). But of course, there’s no need to be sad.

We live in the (human feces expelling sphincter muscle removed) of the world already, without you (anal penetration removed) us and moving us back a few centuries and wasting all the effort taken to reach this level of development in the first place. But of course there’s no need to be (fornication reference removed) sad.

Wives are being beaten, abused and swapped at the whim of their so called husbands. Women’s rights being violated, women just being generally treated like (combination of urine and feces removed). But of course, there’s nothing to be sad about.

I, for one, am not sad.

That’s right. I am not sad one bit. The time for sadness has long since passed. Now it’s time for anger. And I am angry. You should be too.

Chilli Pages of the Fourth Encounter

Raspberry peaches with buttocks made of rhinoceros’ teeth told a little birdie that two pantless midgets ran down a gawking truck driving down a road that led to armadillo. Since an innocent bystander might not be able to convince themselves that this lollygagging fundamentalist hair may not be the best Harpic toilet cleaner, they fly into Athens with planes with wings of juice. Garter juice.
Victoria had a secret that everyone wants to gag on. But alas, the big time concrete machine had no immediate next to kin in the vicinity. He had a cup though. And it had 8GB of data. The Trojan pixies had no way of seeing it coming. Kaspersky made sure that they buttoned the calendars with asphalt.
Wonders of another wallet full of nothing. Speakers with magnetic pepper. What is the pizza coming to?

I know I’ve posted something like this before. The reason being, we all deal with nonsense. Every fucking day. But it is those of us who make sense of the nonsense that will get anywhere. It is a part of life. Just because something is hard doesn’t mean anyone has to give up or start blame throwing. Always remember, life is what you make of it. If your life sucks, that means you must suck pretty bad as well. Make sense of this, I dare ya.

Yes, I have thrown you some wisdom. Don't get too excited. I am wise, sure, but I like fucking with people too much to do this too often.

Vampire Wars

As most of you know, I am awesome. I consider myself an observer and critique of society and its hypocrisy. This time, however, I intend to ramble of things not of the natural order of... things. This time... ah, fuck it, the heading already spoiled it... vampires.

All that building up for nothing.

I would like to talk about vampires and how they have degraded to the point where they glitter in the sunlight.

Let's look at some of the vampires which I believe are cool.

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Gary Oldman played this version. That is awesome in itself, but lets look at the character of this Dracula. He becomes cursed with eternal life and blood thirst after renouncing god. His wife dies, and he just goes "Fuck this noise! Fuck god!" and he kills a cross with his sword. Totally badass. and Just a while before he was doing this, he was out to massacre a few thousand enemy troops. He has three wives. And one of them is Monica Bellucci. And he tapped that, all right. I mean who wouldn't, right?

Yes. That. All night. Every night.

On top of that, he can turn into a freaking man-bat, a wolf man, and is so fucking utterly cool. He can walk in the daylight, but the downside of that is, his powers are weakened. So, Dracula, the Bram Stoker's version, remains one of my favorite. Because he's awesome. and doesn't glitter or brood.


Kain

One tyrant to rule them all. All of Nosgoth, that is. This guy is by far my mostest favoritest vampire of all time. Sure, he likes to drag on the dialogue, but when he talks you listen. You fucking listen. Introduced in the game 'Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen', (yes, my blog is named after a game. Sue me.) and last seen in 'Legacy of Kain: Defiance', he kicks so much ass in the span of five games that everyone lost count.

Would you mess with that? Didn't think so.

Ruthless, cold, calculating and pissed off. That's Kain in a nutshell. But does the character no justice. The character has a rich history and a lot of depth. This is a vampire not to be messed with.

Also, telekinesis. Yes. He doesn't have to touch your or use his sword to kill you and drain your blood. This is one the most badass Vampires ever. You heard me. EVER.


Now for the not cool vampires.

Lestat

This is where vampires started to go wrong. Anne Rice had a bit of a homoerotic fixation I guess. Lestat was first portrayed on film by Tom Cruise, in the movie 'Interview with a Vampire'. Lestat wasn't the main character in that movie, but Louis. Played by a brooding Brad Pitt. This is where the brooding vampires, began becoming popular I guess. The brooding was even taken further by the next film to feature Lestat, portrayed by Stuart Townsend.

If only to prove a point, I'm posting the pictures of Townsend:


and the slightly more manly Tom Cruise:

okay I was wrong. Lestat is a woman in a womanly man's sexually confused body.

Lestat as a character is very weak. sure he's a self proclaimed 'bad boy', and in 'Queen of the Damned', he even gets to have his own little rock band. I'm referencing the movies because I am pretty sure most of you haven't read the book in the middle of those two, 'The Vampire Lestat', in which the history of the character is laid out to us. which isn't much.

I don't know why Anne Rice never focused on Khayman, the single most awesomest character in the entire Vampire Chronicles series of books. Well, as awesome as they get in the gaympire world that Anne Rice created.

And now, all the awesome, bloody mythos of the vampires has been degraded into this... (hows that for a build up, assholes?)

Edward Cullen

Sad state of vampires today.

Words cannot describe this abomination of hair gel and emo brooding.

Just for uploading that photo, I am going to go and clean out my eyes with boiling water after uploading this photo. I can't blame the character, because he's fictional. Instead, I blame Stephanie Meyers. I blame the millions of twilight fans, and the studio making this butchery of vampires into movies. I even blame myself for acknowledging the existence of this glittering pile of excrement as a character.

Even the womanly girlish Lestat wasn't a whiny bitch who was a 'vegetarian'!

Fuck you, Stephanie Meyers!

A Conundrum

In a world torn apart by religion, what it one to believe? If one has a question is grounds for sacrilege, what is one to know?

There was a discussion in the office the other day about whether some poll about if Maldives should be a hundred percent Muslim country is blasphemous in itself. One of my co-workers firmly believed that non-muslims were responsible for all evil in the world. I never thought such naivety was in such close proximity to me all this time. So I presented an argument. Along with a hypothetical situation.

Hypothetical situation:

There are two people. Ismail and Gary. Ismail is a Muslim who prays five times a day. Liked by his friends. But Ismail has a child bride and a child sex slave. He also beats his wife and accepts bribes. Because Ismail is a beardie. But by all definition, a “good” Muslim because he prays and speaks in an Islamic fashion and looks at cleavage and ass only secretly.

Gary is an agnostic, or believes another religion. Gary is a fucking saint. He feeds the poor, donates to the needy, participates in community programs, is very charitable and is kind and outspoken among everyone. On top of that, he doesn’t have a child bride, a child sex slave and doesn’t beat his wife.

Yet, as part of being muslim, we have to accept that Ismail, even though a douche of the worst kind, was a muslim and he’d go to heaven eventually. Gary on the other hand, goes to hell, no questions asked.

How the fuck is that fair?

I was called a blasphemer a few times and given judgmental looks. I was told that Islam was the most perfect and peaceful of religions (to which I retorted with examples of violence in the name of Islam) and Islam is a religion in which everyone is equal.

Are you fucking kidding me? That’s when I asked them a question that has been bugging me for a while.

Question:

When a man dies and goes to heaven, he everything he desires and 72 virgin women. (Which I always thought was a bit redundant, because virgins don’t know what the fuck they are doing.) So what happens when a woman goes to heaven? Does she get 72 virgin men? Why would anyone want virgin men?

At this point the opposing party butted in with “she gets to spend eternity with her husband!”.

Again, are you fucking kidding me?

What if the husband is in hell? What if she doesn’t love her husband? What if her husband is Ismail? Does she get to be beaten for eternity? What the fuck?

I can’t understand how having a question or two can make me an “infidel”. I never was one for the “because I said so” argument. I don’t know why there aren’t more people asking these questions. I cant understand why these so called ‘sheikhs’ can’t answer these questions. And when they cant, they call the ones questioning ‘blasphemers’ or ‘infidels’.

You people mock Islam. I really do think Islam is a religion of peace. I really do. But Islam has been twisted by people looking to exploit it for their own selfish needs. To feed their hunger for money, violence, and pedophilia. Fuck you all. I hope you all go to hell. Because I’ll be waiting for you there.

Who needs Shakespeare?

The blogosphere is full of poetry. some are good, while most of it is god-awful. I mean really lame and fucked up. Tonight, I wrote my own version of poetry.


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How does a hypocrite get clothed and geared?

Maybe a turban and some kind of gross beard.

So much turned off is he by modern times,

He has no choice but to take underage concubines.

What is he to do when he is loathed and hated?

Except maybe get women demeaned and berated?

Why should he believe in hygiene or sanitary pads

When the world has much disease to be had?

One can but wonder how stupid he really is

Or his strong beliefs are really his

The barrages of self righteous teachings seem constant

Though preaching peace through violence seems redundant

He still persists, on and on, demeaning and defiling

Because free will and free speech to him, is most reviling

Maybe we should all get his kind a nice island somewhere

And maybe bury a few thousand claymore mines there

So that without him, the world will finally enjoy peace,

And let those who choose it, get on with their anal grease

Let the world be free of their pedophilia and lies

For they themselves, slowly march towards their demise.