Friday, November 06, 2009

Who needs Shakespeare?

The blogosphere is full of poetry. some are good, while most of it is god-awful. I mean really lame and fucked up. Tonight, I wrote my own version of poetry.

How does a hypocrite get clothed and geared?
Maybe a turban and some kind of gross beard.
So much turned off is he by modern times,
He has no choice but to take underage concubines.
What is he to do when he is loathed and hated?
Except maybe get women demeaned and berated?
Why should he believe in hygiene or sanitary pads
When the world has much disease to be had?
One can but wonder how stupid he really is
Or his strong beliefs are really his
The barrages of self righteous teachings seem constant
Though preaching peace through violence seems redundant
He still persists, on and on, demeaning and defiling
Because free will and free speech to him, is most reviling
Maybe we should all get his kind a nice island somewhere
And maybe bury a few thousand claymore mines there
So that without him, the world will finally enjoy peace,
And let those who choose it, get on with their anal grease
Let the world be free of their pedophilia and lies
For they themselves, slowly march towards their demise.


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Hilath said...

This is definitely one of the good poetry pieces on the blogosphere. Well-done :)

Blue the hermit said...

Told ya, rockstar. Told ya. Cake worthy. Poe would be so proud.

shAf said...

Ooooh you! You write poetry. I'm so enticed.

Myst said...

Epic poetry, no mistake! :D

Anonymous said...

There you go!! this is what i'm talking about! kudos :-) and this is why i like you mr tall, dark and sexy...
*you know who i am*

nynaeve said...

Superb!!!! Shakespeare still lives in some of us:P hehehehe

Anonymous said...

message to sheikh fareed:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
interesting, charismatic and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Fareed, you take my breath away.
What does your beard smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this stupid rhyme?
six parts vodka, three parts lime

Iya said...

Thanks for the compliment, I guess. This was a boredom/frustration inspired piece. I'm sure that if I really too time to think through and write poetry, it' suck.

@anonymous 5:21 :: Maybe you hate Fareed so much because you two have so different views on alcohol consumption? Me, personally, its the hypocrisy, pedophilia and violence.

Anonymous said...

maybe my alcohol consumption has nothing to do with why i don't like the guy so much... i don't like him for all the reasons i like you Iya... But mostly I don't like him because he tries to enforce his twisted, world view on ignorant fools and dare call it religion!

Yaamyn said...

Just when I thought poetry was dead ;-)

bluebooze said...

why am i jus seeing sum symbols as a font :|

Anonymous said...

sticks and stones may break my bones,
but insults excite me
so tie me up and rant at me,
show 'em how you like me

Iya said...

@yaamyn:: Who'd have thunk, right?

@bluebooze:: that means you dont have the font. probably.

@anonymous 8:50 :: what kind of kink do you get off on? damn, thats one perverted limerick.


hey man wussup? wasnt ur best but good. btw i started bloging again

The Shadowrunner said...

Awesome stuff. Laughed hardest through the middle.

ie cco said...

i prefer iyaspear here after keke this is hilarious man

Mulsifid said...

this poem is interesting.. except the hygiene part i think. but yeah.. good poetry. :)