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How does a hypocrite get clothed and geared?
Maybe a turban and some kind of gross beard.
So much turned off is he by modern times,
He has no choice but to take underage concubines.
What is he to do when he is loathed and hated?
Except maybe get women demeaned and berated?
Why should he believe in hygiene or sanitary pads
When the world has much disease to be had?
One can but wonder how stupid he really is
Or his strong beliefs are really his
The barrages of self righteous teachings seem constant
Though preaching peace through violence seems redundant
He still persists, on and on, demeaning and defiling
Because free will and free speech to him, is most reviling
Maybe we should all get his kind a nice island somewhere
And maybe bury a few thousand claymore mines there
So that without him, the world will finally enjoy peace,
And let those who choose it, get on with their anal grease
Let the world be free of their pedophilia and lies
For they themselves, slowly march towards their demise.
19 comments:
hahahahahahahahhahahaah
AWESOME XD!!
This is definitely one of the good poetry pieces on the blogosphere. Well-done :)
Told ya, rockstar. Told ya. Cake worthy. Poe would be so proud.
Ooooh you! You write poetry. I'm so enticed.
Epic poetry, no mistake! :D
There you go!! this is what i'm talking about! kudos :-) and this is why i like you mr tall, dark and sexy...
*you know who i am*
Superb!!!! Shakespeare still lives in some of us:P hehehehe
message to sheikh fareed:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
interesting, charismatic and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Fareed, you take my breath away.
What does your beard smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this stupid rhyme?
six parts vodka, three parts lime
Thanks for the compliment, I guess. This was a boredom/frustration inspired piece. I'm sure that if I really too time to think through and write poetry, it' suck.
@anonymous 5:21 :: Maybe you hate Fareed so much because you two have so different views on alcohol consumption? Me, personally, its the hypocrisy, pedophilia and violence.
maybe my alcohol consumption has nothing to do with why i don't like the guy so much... i don't like him for all the reasons i like you Iya... But mostly I don't like him because he tries to enforce his twisted, world view on ignorant fools and dare call it religion!
*A*
Just when I thought poetry was dead ;-)
why am i jus seeing sum symbols as a font :|
sticks and stones may break my bones,
but insults excite me
so tie me up and rant at me,
show 'em how you like me
@yaamyn:: Who'd have thunk, right?
@bluebooze:: that means you dont have the font. probably.
@anonymous 8:50 :: what kind of kink do you get off on? damn, thats one perverted limerick.
hey man wussup? wasnt ur best but good. btw i started bloging again
Awesome stuff. Laughed hardest through the middle.
i prefer iyaspear here after keke this is hilarious man
this poem is interesting.. except the hygiene part i think. but yeah.. good poetry. :)
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