So they say don’t be sad. I have seen the banners. You would too. But it seems that the Adhaalath won’t let us talk anymore. At least not in the way that we want to. And it happens that I have something to say on the subject first.
And being the law abiding citizen and the good sport that I am I have decided to join the spirit of thing and keep things less vulgar than usual. To do that, I removed the bad words or phrases and replaced it with a little explanation to give you, the readers, an idea of what it was.
*ahem*
The Adhaalath can go (violent act of fornication removed) for all I care. Stick a (long wooden object removed) up your (human rear end removed) sideways. Hear me? Sideways, you (reference to fornication removed) little (digestive juice producing organ removed)!
If you weren’t too busy (reference to fornication with oils removed) with animals in your spare time, you might have taken the time to notice that we are in the (reference to fornication removed) twenty first century you (animal fetish enthusiast reference removed)!
Now that I am nice and riled up…
What the fuck is the deal with this whole “don’t be sad” (male cow excrement removed)?
Never mind that children have their childhood stolen, their education stolen, even their (reference to incest with mothers removed) lives taken from them. But of course, there’s no need to be sad.
Never mind that creativity and art are being stamped out because you are too (fornication reference removed)(reference to level of intelligence removed). But of course, there’s no need to be sad.
We live in the (human feces expelling sphincter muscle removed) of the world already, without you (anal penetration removed) us and moving us back a few centuries and wasting all the effort taken to reach this level of development in the first place. But of course there’s no need to be (fornication reference removed) sad.
Wives are being beaten, abused and swapped at the whim of their so called husbands. Women’s rights being violated, women just being generally treated like (combination of urine and feces removed). But of course, there’s nothing to be sad about.
I, for one, am not sad.
That’s right. I am not sad one bit. The time for sadness has long since passed. Now it’s time for anger. And I am angry. You should be too.
18 comments:
seems like you came out of retirement.
(reference to fornication removed) awesome! completely (another reference to fornication) agree :D
Fucking (reference to fornication not removed) brilliant! But I have to disagree with that last sentence. They shouldn't be angry; they should be scared!
(REFENCE TO THE HOOKED TAIL, REMOVED)!!!!!!!
Lol.
Angry is right.
Maybe they already have a topic for the next "lecture"?
yayy!! iya is back! I wondered if you lost your mojo :)
*die meerjungfrau*
only two words to describe this post: priceless and (the other word will be unveiled to you at a time that i see fit)
Brilliant!
Legacy of Pain, you are a real Tail Bender!!!
Damn right! [reference to coitus removed][reference to male genitalia removed]
i would love to read the uncut version.
Oh i think there was one reference to fornication not removed. like it!
Thanks for the overly positive comments, people.
sigh.
hahahaha this is pure genius, nicely spoken iya! keke. no bad words indeed! ;)
go show ur love to ur mama
ie cco i hate the buri kalhu type ie: maldivians ;)
@ie cco:: of course it is genius.
@anonymous:: i DO show my love to my mom like every caring son would. the love i show your mom is more... intimate, though.
@probably the same anonymous:: hahahaha cute inside joke. im sure no one else got your cutting edge wit.
If you do in fact get sad one day (god forbid), please go to the link below. or not. your choice
http://www.dont-be-sad-alqarni.com/The-fundamentals-of-happiness.htm
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