Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tribute to the chef

Behold the cucumber in all its glamour! For the righteous shall call it mustard heaven. Thou shalt kneel at the pudding that flows into the knee of aspirin.

Yonder the pit of tomato seeds and garage doors. Inconspicuous shadows of farts and facial hair. Simultaneous ignition of velociraptor skin and rubber gloves confined to the wall of bleeding noses. Redemption lies in the giggling of twinkle toed keyboards. Ferocious in their attack on toenail shrapnel.

Will the gator tell the brush to flip the tin can of macadamia nuts? When does the hippie come in to wash the brick fudge? Can a pelican hop to the tune of a pot smoking dolphin?

GLORY!! For a man wearing a thong runs on the street singing songs written by a one handed belly dancer. For humankind clarifies distinctive epiphanies are set in coca cola soaked jelly bean covered notepads.

7 comments:

The Dark One said...

truly a work of a mad genius......

I-kko said...

whoa!
dude.. to be honest i didnt understand a lot of words u used there...
:/
heehe anyways it sound good!

vincinity of obscenity said...

@the dark one:: mad in the sense giant fingers are up mucus infested goblin? genius as in toast with butter?

@i-kko:: the words of wisdom are not to be understood... but felt like a banana peel that stalks the sun like a kangaroo on prozac.

bulhaa said...

*applause*

your finest work yet great master. may your days be filled with poppy covered lollirods and twinkling inspiration.

asba said...

brother! this is just outstanding... u gotta talent for this. 2 thumbs up for this. man u deserve this.

Anonymous said...

wot the fuck has goten in to u. i am sure boredom and loneliness wudnt do all that. signs of insanity and crack down is showing.

vincinity of obscenity said...

@bulhaa:: thankoooo!!

@asba:: thanx, bro! glad u like lilly pads on caffeine overdose.

@anonymous:: im sorry, dude... ur comment didnt pass the idiot filter. please try again.