Wednesday, February 14, 2007

the female "accident"



the photos are real. this happened in my office. i came in after breakfast, and noticed a lone chair sitting in the corner... maybe it was intuition, instincts, call it what you will.. there was something wrong with this chair.... i could feel it. i could feel it in my bones. so i approched the chair. slowly. and there it was... the chair had been ... ripped of its dignity. see for yourself..
i was too late to arrive at the scene of the crime although clearly it was ... clear as to wat had happened here. the "evidence" was tampered with. somebody had tried to wash it away. a very weak attempt. pathetic, really. after interrogating everyone in the close proximity, i got a confession out of a femal staff in my department. yes. it is wat it looks like. she had an "accident". a that time of the month accident.
and being the considerate human being that i am, i decided to post a note on the chair so no one would defile themselves on the already sexually harrased chair. another good deed done, another crisis averted.

12 comments:

Unknown said...

u make it sound like a disease..

Suiz's said...

hehehe love the way u brought it out!!! First time someone really made me smile at that monthly thingy!

Iya said...

thank you! no one has ever complimented my blog like that be4. im just glad im brinig smiles to the world... god, im such a hippie... :(

Ahmed Karam said...

lol...
damn you've outdone yourself!!

Anonymous said...

kekekeke

yoomy said...

hahahaha!!!!

shweetikle said...

lol..hehe..poor girl..

© ɐ ɯ ɐ s said...

how embarrasssing for the gal!poor thing

Samahath Ibrahim said...

hmm.. what are the chances that she stains the exact middle o.O
and even if thats so, how the hell did she manage to take it out completely??
either this is a fluke, or she's superwoman
and if That is so.. bewarrree.. O.O

Iya said...

its no fluke. that chair still sits in the supply closet, unsuable, untouchable... never will it feel the soft cheeks of a butt on it again.

thuized said...

Gud to know atleast some people are really concerned

ZINGMENOT said...

MEN ARNT CONCERND OF IT.
Its just that its just gross to do that kinda thing. i am sure u wud be aware of it when its gona hapen so precautions could hav been nicer and more hygienic. sheesh u still keep the chair "I WUD BURN IT"

Cheeres