Saturday, January 20, 2007

The "men cant cheat voluntarily" theory

Okay.. im a faithful guy. this is something i thought up the other nite due to lack of sleep. its purely for humor, so u activists can ease off my back.

think from the point of view of a straight man.

we men.. need sex. theres no denying it. you all know this. although some women might deny it, they know wat keeps their men close is the sex.

Women often complain that men look at other women. we dont do this on purpose. its built into our DNA, its written into our very existance. if we see even a HINT of an ass, we're gonna look. we dont do it conciously. our brain picks it up and before even WE know it, we are checking it out. see, its not something we can control. for example: im turning a corner on a street on a bike.. a girl two blocks away catches my eye. DID I KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE THERE? nope. but the brain picks her up. think abt this.. when i turn the corner, i should be thinking of my safety and checking the traffic first.. but my brain puts BOOTY before SAFETY.

Example: a guy is in a relationship. he gets a chance to have a no strings attached one time only offer from another girl. of course the guys gonna go for it. but the GUY doesnt have a say. its the brain the booty before safety brain that makes the desicion. lets face it.. the brain is the big dog in the body. u know... impulses and desicions and shit come from it.

so we guys trust our brains to make desicions.. whats it gonna say? of course! DO IT!! and we, as people arent technically responsible for our brain's primal actions, ex: breathing, blinking, sex, etc... so based on this... i say guys cant cheat.. voluntarily. its all internal politics.

17 comments:

Shanu said...

Now thats a bunch of bullshit if I'd ever heard one!

Own up for heavens sake!! :)

bulhaa said...

bullocks.
as far as im concerned guys can look drool and lust all they want[ as u say its in their dna blah blah's] but blaming cheating on genetics?

bullocks i say

Bandey said...

it is in our DNA.
its two questions. the first 2 question would be in this order.
would you fuck it.. YES!
would you cheat on your girlfriend.. NO!
sadly some people don't even get to question number 2.

vincinity of obscenity said...

here is an extract from my post.. the first few lines, in fact...

"Okay.. im a faithful guy. this is something i thought up the other nite due to lack of sleep. its purely for humor, so u activists can ease off my back." so shanu can relax and get that stick out of her well... behind, and i kicked bulhaa's ass in pictionary. i dont know how thats relevant, but its brag worthy.

Shanu said...

hmm behind? u are quite generous :P lol.. that was just my instinctive reaction to the post.. cant help it.. its just in my DNA :)

vincinity of obscenity said...

duly noted. and the mention of ur be-hind was also genetics.

Shanu said...

ahh i guess we both are justified then :D excellent!!

bulhaa said...

as i recall it, you were on my team and we both got our asses kicked

Bandey said...

yeah we kicked both of your asses :D
whoohoooo....

vincinity of obscenity said...

no.. this particular incident happened AFTER i ditched ur team and played againd you... and the only reason i lost when i was on your team was of you "innovative" use of visual aids.

bulhaa said...

lol..the paper ball...tee hee. [shrug] what can i say? im a natural :D

bandey said...

ahem. he was talking about me. :P

bulhaa said...

no he wasnt...was he?were you?

shweeeeet! said...

no comment, but nice work shanoo ;)

Shy said...

After reading this, I learnt a new form feeling for guys..sympathy..hehe

vincinity of obscenity said...

yeah, yeah... u girls can all threaten to leave us and start doing each other, but we guys like that even more!

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

If boys don't look at girls...they won't be normal..Probably there minds are blind or sleeping.
But the example is not so appealing to your concept..no offense:)just my point of view.
And for people who can't control there brains...get it fixed...who knows, it might order you to do the unimaginable...you can imagine the worst...