Monday, September 18, 2006
Friends, colleagues, people of all ages! I call on to you today to show you the light!! THIS is what happens when you marry! Look at this man! He used to be sane. .... ........ well, that would be a lie... he used to be somewhat LESS insane! Now, he's a shell of his former self. He's wearing a tiara for crying out loud!!!! He goes about spreading his insanity to the masses. He's a danger to himself and others around him. he's Psychological manifestations of the sexual frustrations caused by the pressures of being married Man!! now, he's the super villian who terrorizes EVERYONE!!!
Fear him! fear his wrath!! fear his awkward grin!! FEAR HIS TIARA!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!