Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Womanly rights

You know how women go on about women’s rights? Well, they have it easy, but they still want more, don’t they?

It is socially acceptable for them to assume that they don’t have to pay for food.

Its perfectly okay for them to wear open necked cleavage showing clothes which make them appear semi nude, but the moment a guy checks them out, we are perverts.

Even fat women can wear tight tops. This is a way to admire one’s own body, no matter how ugly she is, her tires are “beautiful in her own way”. Its okay, because its socially acceptable and rude to point out. A fat man is just gross.

Women have it too easy and they still whine on about women’s rights. What the fuck? And if this wasn’t unfair enough, women have the most killer excuse to make it okay for them to do anything.

PMS.

Don’t give me that look. You know I’m right.

Person: Hey you yelled at me, called me bad things and hit me last night!

Woman: LEAVE ME ALONE!! Can’t you see I’m suffering at the hands of PMS, you jerk?

See, they turn it on the other person. Too easy, and it’s socially acceptable.

Personally, I think PMS is a myth they created to do exactly what they are doing. Because, when you think about it, a woman is ALWAYS in between menstruations, you know. When does it stop?

Never.


PS: if this post seemed sexist at all, thats probably because it is. I made it that way. Bite me.