The DESTROYER of dragon ballz!

i hate dragon ballz. i physically hate dragon ballz. i think less of people who like dragon ballz. i know i sound like an ass, but thats how i feel. dont give me any "its classic anime" crap. i know anime. i like anime. i just frikking hate Dragon ballz.
think about it... dragon "ballz"... balls of a dragon. why would anyone name anything with BALLZ? that guy must've been pretty drunk.
well, i have a friend who likes dragon ballz. i would like to take this opportunity to say:

IN YOUR FACE!! THATS THE DRAGON BALLZ BUDOKAI GAME I BROKE. I BROKE IT ON PURPOSE AND IT FELT GOOD!!

ps... that game was'nt even mine. and i broke it with permission from the owner. and kids, you should never break your friends' stuff, without his/her consent.

so bottom line is... i hate dragon ballz, all those of you who think im an arrogant ass, you can kiss it.

the poor feg got bent go BOOM!!!

ok... so get this: im at the office. suddenly, uncomfortable sensations go through my stomach. i make a break for the toilet. but alas... its occupied. so i wait for like ten minutes. the person inside surely was making a lot of noises and smells...

anyways... so this girl comes out, and she looks at me wide eyed. i couldnt help myself. i burst out laughing. but then, my stomach rumbled some more. i literally threw her aside and got in. i knew i had one cigarette left. i cautiously took out my pack, and the picture shows what it looked like. its funny... most cigarettes i've seen in anime's are like that. i was proud to sit on the toilet and smoke that.

"bog feg" is the best feg.

the forehead of tomorrow!

this is the forehead of a friend of mine. it has the surface area of a small country. i mean, LOOK AT IT... its freakiashly huge. i dont even have to say anything. this picture speaks for itself. have YOU got a forehead that can compete with my friend's?
and for your information... i see that every frikking day... god have mercy.

its kain! ... 's symbol...

Do any of you know what that is? its a tattoo... a wicked tattoo. you might say "oh, i've seen better ones than that" and you would be correct. but the significant thing about this particular tattoo is, that its from my favorite game series of all time: Legacy of Kain.
this tattoo represents the symbol of the vampire tyrant, Kain. the reason im going on about this tattoo is because im jealous. im jealous that this guy has that on his arm and i dont. im angry that i cant have one... ever. tattoos, i mean.
the owner of that arm is Ben Lincoln. a legacy of kain enthusiast. just like me, he was obsessed with legacy of kain. so much, that he dedicated a site to it, researching the deleted material and ... stuff... see for yourself. his site is very cool and contains a lot of info about all the kain games.
now, back to the tattoo. well, the fact that i cant have a tattoo still stands, but if i had one, i'd have the Kain symbol on my back. the whole back.

in your face!

F.E.A.R. me!!!

dont mind the image... it was the first one i could find. i think its german...

before reading this, ask yourself this... "have i played FEAR?" if the answer is yes, read on. if the answer is no, ask yourself, "do i wanna play FEAR?" man, the answer to that is YES you wanna play FEAR. but if you dont want the experience spoiled, i stongly suggest you turn away now. please.
Well, i finished playing FEAR... it brought me so much joy, yet it left me in sorrow. i mean... it was almost what i expected it to be. almost. yes, it's scary. yes, its dark, yes, its bloody. and the guns.... yes, the guns were awsome. good times. but it felt like ... you know... short. but this is a weak argument over what pleasure FEAR was. BUT WHY SO SHORT? goddamn! just when Alma turned out to be a hot naked 18 year old dead psychotic! technically she is way older than that... but you dont age after you die, do you? yes. Alma. the new icon of scare. well, she is, isnt she? that girl had me screaming three thirty in the morning in my boxers as i played in the darkness on my room. well... i still wanna play it through, coz its so damn good. but the physics aren't as good as half life 2. but still a shotgun blast to the leg of an enemy soldier can produce some fun stuff to watch.
now, let me get back to the darkness... to the blood... to Alma.