This is just RIDICULOUS!!!

I have shown you the largest forehead. now behold. What you see before you is an adam's apple. No, I'm NOT kidding. It may seem like ... ugh... I dont even know what to say anymore.

So, to sum up.. This is the world's largest adams apple. Its like an actual apple got stuck in his throat. sometimes when he turns, his adam's apple knocks something over... literally. If YOU have seen anything to top this adam's apple, let me know. because I would like to see an adam's apple that can be more ridiculous than this.

ANAL MUSEUM

Me and two of my friends just went to Sultan Park coz we were so bored (god, we're pathetic) And we walked around, remembering how the place looked so big when we were kids. And out of the blue... inspiration struck. VOILA! I give you the ANAL Museum. (For all the mentally challenged: its actually "National Museum")

Think of an actual Anal Museum... What kind of things would they have on display? EWWWW! I disgust myself! EWWWW!!!

Kudos to kirey and umarey for inviting me over to hang out with them that day. And whoever came up with the Anal Museum idea.

The story of the Devil and Grim Reaper

Let me explain something to you all. This is for your own benefit. The devil is a woman. as you can clearly see from this picture. She is third from the left. The devil is a woman, and she is HOT! And also, you know who else is a woman? The Grim Reaper. Grim is also a HOT, apparently short woman... to the far right of the picture.
So, this is my logic... Let the devil take you. She's hot. Let her advise you in all things lusty. And make sure you keep a killer pick up line for the day you die. A hottie is comming to take you away.