Sunday, September 09, 2007

The Burugaa ultimatum

Whats with chicks and burugaa's? Its like a fucking fad. I mean, they wear burugaa, but they lack the principle behind it. Its like this... at least heres how i think how it is...

scenario one: A chick wants to emanate an aura of innocence.
This is the most common of the buruga chicks' motives. Maldivian chicks, although mostly.. umm.. how do I say this in a politically correct way... *ahem* Maldivian chicks, although mostly sluts, like to put on the facade that they are umm... eerrr... "innocent". This is highlighted in my previous article virginity. So buruga wearing chicks swear, smoke, get high, drunk, sleep around. in short, they do what all normal girls do. so why do they need to put on this facade? intriguing, isnt it?

scenario two: "My mom told me to"
The same shit from above goes here. You KNOW that a girl aint gonna be magically BECOME good coz she starts wearing a burugaa. Here, the blame goes to stupid parents. Instead of filling a girls head with propaganda or making an effort to EXPLAIN that getting drunk is wrong, getting high is wrong and sleeping around is wrong, they just tell her to wear a burugaa? im not complaining though, I got no problem with a drunk girl who wants to sleep with me. *winkwink*

scenario three: An actual good girl exists.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

In closing, i want to say that may i wish that this "fad" wears off soon. because us guys like seeing cleavage and thigh. so please, to all the slutty girls in disguise out there... REBEL AND TEAR THAT BURUGAA OFF YOUR FACE!!!

all girls need to be "appreciated". especially if they are hot.

20 comments:

bulhaa said...

what prompted iya to write this article?

scenario one: hes frustrated

scenario two: hes desperate

scenario three: he actually cares
riiiiight...

[kicks u around]

subcorpus said...

though i dont complete agree with the article ... i'm inclined to blv that bulhaa might be a buruga girl ...
just a wild guess ...
but wud like to know if i'm right ...

bulhaa said...

BINGO! we have a winner!
you're right subcorpus

levitan said...

scenario 1
very true.. most of the girls who i know who wear facade are sluts and very much into sex smoking getting high and of cox every1 swears thesedays, u can hardly find sum1 who dosent..
so they just want something which can cover all those flaws.. like as in .. omg shez wearing a facade.. she wont do anythn of the sort... o.o
so -.-*
fact1=iya finds buruqees sexy and hot


scenario 2
fact=iya wants a drunk buruqee girl in bed with him..


scenario 3
slutty girls in disguise i wud also say to REBEL AND TEAR THAT BURUGAA OFF YOUR FACE!!! o.o instead of ruining the repute of the good 1's

and bulhaa.. um.. speaking of urself.. r u really o.o blink* blink*

kiddn^-^

fact=iya is desperate for a really slutty buruqee:d hehe

s[u]jau said...

Yeah! wearing bururga doesnt make the girl magically good! right! but wearing buruga just do something thats "must" to do... yeah! the aura part! atleast that would be off the list right!!

think positive dude!

vincinity of obscenity said...

@bulhaa:: [blocks attack] [shoots bulhaa in the face]

@subcorpus:: dude, i never said u had to agree. its just random thoughts running thru my head.

@levitan:: slutty burugeez are HOT!!! i had this one chick and she did NOT need that burugaa to send off sexy beams from her eyes. a fine fine girl indeed.

@s[u]jau:: think positive? dude its ok, its HUMOR. thanx for da coment though

aesha said...

omg!! hehe

tinkerrrbell said...

nice expressed of what "you" think.. hehe

* no more comments*

Shanu said...

such a typical male load of crap..:) hehe

But theres some truth there..the bit that gets me is how ppl assume that if someone wears buruga they are 'good',comparative to their counterparts who dont..

Its down rigth annoying at times,just because u have a couple of extra holes on your body and a penchant towards multi colors on your hair you'd be looked over with disdain,tagged and labelled as a 'bad' girl..pish posh!!

Having said that..I blv its each to his or her own..toodles

...:::OrAnGe:::... said...

kwel.. your thinking is very well understood.. but its not ALL the girls.. whom drink wearing them.. and go hang around or sleep around!!! and not even most of them... i don blame them (most of them).. cause most of the times, they ARE really forced to wear them...

but tell ya!! nice thinking!

Shweetoshcope said...

"REBEL AND TEAR THAT BURUGAA OFF YOUR FACE!!!"

:o

u sound desperate.

:)

Anonymous said...

You know what i honestly think.. they do give that seductive aura when they do wear the buruga.. but what the fuck would i know.. i aint getting any

finifenmaa said...

really... get a life... buruga is just part of dressing... its appropriate for women to cover as much... thighs and cleavage!!! bah! get a wife!!

vincinity of obscenity said...

thanx all for ur comments.

@ finifemmaa:: its humor!! i dont think that shallow, u know... and as for me getting a wife... eeeewwwww!! monogamy is not for me

The Dark One said...

Polygamy all the way baby yeah...

I-kko said...

scenario two! dude thats totally me :p ahaha kiddin!!
lol cool one again!

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

How about this theory that Ive always had for ladies or girls to wear the veil...Suppose a girl who had curly hair wanted to change the style and make it straight..so after lots of rebondin and straightnin the hair starts to fall...and it wouldnt be a pretty picture to go out lookin bald...so what's the solution..but ofcourse wear a veil to cover the hair..I could pinpoint names even but thats not me...heheheheh

liiza said...

dats an interesting theory nynaeve al' meara, and i thought abt dat too. as pathetic as it sounds ppl actually DO dat. aaand as far as this article goes, it was like any typical red blooded male's opinion on buruga and women.but its not fair to rule all of them out because i personally know a few girls hu wore burugaa just to turn a new leaf and has stuck to their beliefs.:)
cheers

vincinity of obscenity said...

@i-kko:: LOLZ i bet u r...

@nynaeve:: eeewwwww... partial baldie gals? *ugh*

@liiza:: oookaayyyy... i'm a red blooded male, huh... and here i thought my blood was luminescent green.. damn! makes me wonder wat color a womans blood is... THIS CALLS FOR RESEARCH!!

liiza said...

luminescent green? lol...eww i wudnt wanna kill you...:P hehe ur articles are funny. love em.