WHY MEEE???!!?!

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss the age old question that gals ask guys. More like a series of questions… as if their ego wasn’t big enough before. I’m sure you guys out there could relate.

Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?

What the HELL? Why do gals need constant re-assurance? ONE time asking this isn’t enough, apparently… constant inquiries at regular intervals like a dosage of prescripted medicine.

Us being guys, of course are attracted to them physically. But its “taboo” to say that outright. BUT… we can’t say its because we like their asses and stuff… well, we can, if we make it sound like a joke. That’s what I do, anyway.

So to recap:
Question: Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?
Answer: Oh, baby, where do I begin? You are smart, intelligent, funny, generous, and I LOVE spending time with you.
Mental answer: Fucking ego queen! Haven’t you asked me this enough times? It was cute the first five times, but EVERY FUCKING TIME we meet you ask me this. In case you didn’t know, this smile I’m putting on is SO fake, it makes dolls look like flesh beings!

I know this is what most guys go through. I know this because I’ve asked around and every 4 out of 5 guys have experienced this. No, I’m not all knowing. And no, I DON’T have a nee to sound all smart. Ok, maybe I’m hoping that people will get pissed off. ‘coz I think pissed off people are funnier than normal people.

In closing, gals, if you ask your guy these questions and he answers oh-so-lovingly, that mental answer is what he’s really thinking about. Because we all know all you want to do is feed your ego.

Possible hiatus...

As I may not be updating as much as I used to in the next few … erm… ok, I know I don’t update THAT often, but as I may update even LESS in the near future due to constraints… mostly time constraints ‘coz of a few projects I’ve been working on, this is me letting you guys know. By you guys I mean you guys who read my blog regularly, bored people looking through blogs, or anyone who clicks a link and find themselves here.

BUT…

I will post if and when I come up with something interesting. You see, this, being my blog, is an outlet for my thoughts. But I feel that you, the reader, deserve to read my thoughts in the most interesting way possible. Which I why you don’t see a lot of in-your-face bitching here. I try to be “creative”. And I sometimes succeed. Or so I’d like to think.

WHICH…

Reminds me about something that has been hovering in my head for a couple of days.

People will do what they can to avoid a confrontation.

Yes. This is true. Most people don’t like confrontations. They even convinced themselves that its “not polite” to confront. You see, if I have a problem with a person, I say it to his/her face. It’s the better way. Better to let the person know what you are feeling than to go around his/her back bitching to OTHER people. This cant be healthy. I will go as far as to say “keeping stuff bottled in is INJURIOUS to health”. If anger management taught me anything, its that explosive anger is waaayyy healthier than implosive anger. The latter has the risk of you breaking and actually killing someone. Or vice versa.

I know this is a cheap post, not normal legacyofpain shit. But it has to be said. I feel much better. Thanx for listening… or reading… whatever.

Adios for now… rock on.