Monday, October 29, 2007

WHY MEEE???!!?!

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss the age old question that gals ask guys. More like a series of questions… as if their ego wasn’t big enough before. I’m sure you guys out there could relate.

Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?

What the HELL? Why do gals need constant re-assurance? ONE time asking this isn’t enough, apparently… constant inquiries at regular intervals like a dosage of prescripted medicine.

Us being guys, of course are attracted to them physically. But its “taboo” to say that outright. BUT… we can’t say its because we like their asses and stuff… well, we can, if we make it sound like a joke. That’s what I do, anyway.

So to recap:
Question: Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?
Answer: Oh, baby, where do I begin? You are smart, intelligent, funny, generous, and I LOVE spending time with you.
Mental answer: Fucking ego queen! Haven’t you asked me this enough times? It was cute the first five times, but EVERY FUCKING TIME we meet you ask me this. In case you didn’t know, this smile I’m putting on is SO fake, it makes dolls look like flesh beings!


I know this is what most guys go through. I know this because I’ve asked around and every 4 out of 5 guys have experienced this. No, I’m not all knowing. And no, I DON’T have a nee to sound all smart. Ok, maybe I’m hoping that people will get pissed off. ‘coz I think pissed off people are funnier than normal people.

In closing, gals, if you ask your guy these questions and he answers oh-so-lovingly, that mental answer is what he’s really thinking about. Because we all know all you want to do is feed your ego.

14 comments:

bulhaa said...

touche my friend. but note that girls usually ask this "age old question" because the guy is not showing that he loves her or is paying her too lil attention. she doesnt FEEL the love. u gotta FEEL it. u get wat im saying?
no?
u men are hopeless
*sigh*

vincinity of obscenity said...

guys arent too keen to show mush. deal with it. sheeeeeeeeesh...

ok, maybe some guys DO show mush as easily as breathing... fags.

bulhaa said...

urrr just jealous coz ur emotionally retarded [sticks out tongue]

I-kko said...

dude c'mon !
but i like ur pieces they are so straight and just u say it! like it that way
and yeah repetitions wud make ones mind go crazy i totally agree with u on this!
well and this is not something just Girls do to be honest a lot of guys do this too... and being somebody who has experience on this im telling u! even if a guy or girl do this...repetitions just suck! i dont care which sex it is it just sucks yeah it does!

liiza said...

<------ agrees with i-kko and bulhaa.
nice one, but must u always attack girls all d time? wat? u guys are the epitome of perfection with no flaws? *sheeeeeeeeeesh* :P

vincinity of obscenity said...

@bulhaa:: i prefer the term "emotionally deficient", thank you very much...

@i-kko:: like i said, guys who act like that r somewhat fags...

@liiza:: if u read my previous posts, u'll see that i dont always "attack" girls. n i never said guys were the epitome of perfection. perfection would be ME :D

The Dark One said...
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The Dark One said...

actually girls need constant reassurance because They ARE Emotionally INEPT.. guess too much Estrogen in their hormones. Their logic goes out the window and thus usually the cause of their moodiness..dont deny this girls.

yumma said...

*Big wide eyes* Does sheeee do it?? LOLS...

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

I wonder if you had thought about why they ask that question or any question relating to "the" relationship in the first place?
Hehehehe...I think all of us know that people change with time..its hard to accept the fact but hey its the truth.
There are people who voice their feelings like you and there are who dont ... maybe like guys as you say...most girls tend to be on the safe side and face the truth, but why do guys lie with a mental answer????
Oh ya...guys wudnt want to ruin the relationship over a question...better get out with an....excuse..and just be with a girl...no harm done!

tee hee...hope youre doing great Iya...nice post. Keep it ups:D

vincinity of obscenity said...

@ dark one :: right, my friend. thats absolutely true.

@ yumma :: she does.

@ nynaeve :: riiiiiiight... nobody wants to make a fuss over a stupid ego boosting question. its easier is u just lie and tell them wat they wanna hear. isnt it?

shAf said...

Ahhh, girls just need to be flattered all the time, compliments compliments! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! :>

Thom said...

Oh whats wrong with making her feel like she's got the world... You do get a nice hefty reward for it... (and if you don't, oops I feel so bad for you :P)
Anyway... FYI : lots of guys have the same sort of insecurity... 'so why did you say yes in the first place'... and some actually say, 'when did you start liking me' bla bla bla.. :P

vincinity of obscenity said...

@shaf:: oh, dont be such a drama queen, shaf!! sheeeeeeeesh!!

@thom:: yea, guys do it too. i know. and yes, the reward is why us guys tolerate it. and if there aint a reward, that just isnt worth it.