I would like to take this opportunity to discuss the age old question that gals ask guys. More like a series of questions… as if their ego wasn’t big enough before. I’m sure you guys out there could relate.
Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?
What the HELL? Why do gals need constant re-assurance? ONE time asking this isn’t enough, apparently… constant inquiries at regular intervals like a dosage of prescripted medicine.
Us being guys, of course are attracted to them physically. But its “taboo” to say that outright. BUT… we can’t say its because we like their asses and stuff… well, we can, if we make it sound like a joke. That’s what I do, anyway.
So to recap:
Question: Why me? What do you see in me? Why are you with me?
Answer: Oh, baby, where do I begin? You are smart, intelligent, funny, generous, and I LOVE spending time with you.
Mental answer: Fucking ego queen! Haven’t you asked me this enough times? It was cute the first five times, but EVERY FUCKING TIME we meet you ask me this. In case you didn’t know, this smile I’m putting on is SO fake, it makes dolls look like flesh beings!
I know this is what most guys go through. I know this because I’ve asked around and every 4 out of 5 guys have experienced this. No, I’m not all knowing. And no, I DON’T have a nee to sound all smart. Ok, maybe I’m hoping that people will get pissed off. ‘coz I think pissed off people are funnier than normal people.
In closing, gals, if you ask your guy these questions and he answers oh-so-lovingly, that mental answer is what he’s really thinking about. Because we all know all you want to do is feed your ego.