WOMEN, HEAR MY THOUGHTS!!

Dear, all the women in the world.

I just want to say a few things and get it off my chest. This MAY be a sensitive issue, but I’m willing to risk it. It needs to be said. So here goes… all the women in the world…


Fuck you all and your double standards.

When guys hang around at coffees and stuff, it’s a waste of time and money. But when women sit around bitching around something, or shop for useless stuff that they won’t use, its not? In what fucked up dimension is that rational? Fuck you.

Women like being given massages, having their hair played with. What about us? Don’t we do enough for you already, bitch?

What is it with you women and classifying two close friends as gay? What the fuck? When you hold hands and giggle, it’s normal, but when a guy gets a call from another guy when he’s with his girl, it’s a gay relationship? Grow the fuck up.

No, we don’t like picking up your fucking tab. Pay your own fucking bill.

Pretend all you want. We KNOW you are just as horny as us. Acting all innocent and goody goody is just condescending and hypocritical. You may look like a goody two shoes on the outside, but we know you are a skank on the inside.

Whores, the whole lot of you. Not that I have a problem with whores or sluts. But you fucking cockbites try to play out a mother fucking drama and drag it out to the point of frustration.

We wouldn’t cheat if you weren’t a cock block. We wouldn’t cheat if you didn’t put the idea in our heads the first place.

Men and women are different. Trying to put those differences on the table by “talking” just makes us realize we can do better than you.

And lastly, fuck you.

God, that felt great. Thank you all for listening. Well… technically its reading. Anyways, I had fun. Hope you did too. Until later, bye.

If I were the President... or something

I found myself thinking about stuff I would do if I was the president. Well, conversation at a coffee got a little political, and me being me, I drifted into my own thoughts, since I cant stand asshole who pretend to be political. Fuck you all who spoil perfectly fun coffees with your talk of golhaaboa’s and golhaa force and political parties and whatnot.
Sure, politics is important, but I just couldn’t care less. Bite me.
Ahem…

If I was president:

Police brutality would be legal. Damn right. The police would be mine. Anyone who pisses me off would be fucking obliterated.

Patrolmen on the streets would have assault rifles. ‘coz some people have attitude problems. I don’t like people with attitude problems.

I will fire everyone at the IGMH cashier counters. They pissed me off the other day.

Goth wannabe’s will be killed on sight. Mascara wearing asswipes piss me off. Its not cool. Its not intriguing. Mascara is for women. Just because Danni Filth wears mascara doesn’t mean you maggots have to wear it. Fucking fags.

Gay bashing will be a government sanctioned profession. I hate homos. May you all burn in the deepest depths of hell.

There will be a ministry of video games, a ministry of entertainment and a ministry of hot chicks. All mine.

I would nuke the Dhivehi Film “Industry”. And kill all the actors and actresses and directors and everyone. Especially Amjay and whoever made the flier for his latest “Guest House” film. He will die a painful death.

Kill Kasauti time

Massacre whoever plagiarizes music instead of writing original stuff. I have ideas for your demise.

Destroy the tsunami monument, cut off the hands of whoever designed it and helped built it in any way. It’s a disgrace and a mockery and I fucking hate it.

Well, that’s kinda the main stuff I would do, I did have more ideas, but by then the civilians would have rallied and assassinated me. At least I would die happy. But IF anyone would assassinate me, please use something creative. Think outside the box. DON’T use a fucking kitchen knife. at least hire some mafia guy and hit me with a sniper or something.

mig33: why it's fun

The following happened this friday morning. i was bored. msn messenger doesnt work on my office PC. so i turned to mig33. nobody was online, so i turned to the chat rooms. i got into a maldivian chat room and a foreign one. the foregn chat room was awesome. there was talk of music and such. People were friendly... but there was the occasional pervert here and there. The following is a result of the Maldivian chat room. I was bored... I'm guessing so was he.

afraathu: ASL PLS
iyasennin: im a guy. if u wanna chat up a chick, bugger off
afraathu: NO U A GAY
iyasennin: very mature.. i'll be sure to tell ur mom that while im fucking her
afraathu: SO REALY A GAY
iyasennin: who fucks ur mom
afraathu: GAY LIKE U
iyasennin: and that caps lock thing is a way to compensate for ur small penis
iyasennin: or is "compensate" too big a word for u?
afraathu: GAYS DO NOT RELEASE THERE CAPS
iyasennin: u cant even spell, u faggot
afraathu: IS IT SO TO GAYS
iyasennin: ur mom says ur dad fucks u in the ass twice daily
afraathu: IF HE IS A GAY LIKE U
iyasennin: oh, ur dad IS gay
afraathu: U CAN IDENTIFY
iyasennin: so can u. ur the one being ass raped
afraathu: COULD U
afraathu: GAY
iyasennin: thats the only word in ur arsenal?
afraathu: GAY IT IS
afraathu: IN UR FAMILY
iyasennin: thats not what ur sister says when i fuck her doggy styl
iyasennin: ur sister loves to suck my cock
afraathu: IS IT HOW DOES IT SHOW
afraathu: LIKE A PANIS
iyasennin: whats a PANIS, u retard?
afraathu: WHAT EVER HOW DOES IT SEEMS
iyasennin: ur are a fucking retard who cant even spell
iyasennin: fucking island boy
iyasennin: too bad ur parents spent all that money on ur education but ur still stupid
iyasennin: now ur mom pays me to fuck her
afraathu: U AR FROM FUCKING UR DADS FUCKING GAY PANIS
iyasennin: retard
afraathu: SHE DOES NOT NEEDS GAY HELPS
iyasennin: ur frustrated coz u cant hook up with a girl
iyasennin: too bad u were born ugly
iyasennin: ur mom likes it rough
iyasennin: i give it to her all night long
afraathu: WHAT THAT LITTLE ONE
afraathu: HAHA
afraathu: SHE DONT LIKE GAYS
iyasennin: so u seen my penis now?
iyasennin: ur a peeping tom, u pervert?
iyasennin: oh , she moans out my name like theres no tomoro
iyasennin: ur sister likes it in the ass sometimes
iyasennin: u dont even hav a girlfriend, do u, retard?
afraathu: U MOMUES
afraathu: VENTRRE
iyasennin: "momues"? is that ur own retard language?
afraathu: GAY
afraathu: WHAT A SPEL LES GAY
afraathu: GAY
afraathu: HY GAY
iyasennin: retard
iyasennin: im going to save this chat conversation and print it
iyasennin: and im going to show this to all my friends and im going to laugh at you, retard
afraathu: GAYS DO THAT
afraathu: HOMO
iyasennin: gays call other ppl gays
iyasennin: maybe its ur vagina
afraathu: THANKS
iyasennin: so u ARE a pussy
afraathu: ITS EVEN URS
iyasennin: even my wat, retard?
afraathu: GAY
iyasennin: ur just a horny little perverted retard, online looking for cyber sex and ur frustrated that u cant get any
iyasennin: its pathetic if u cant get any online... on a chat room, no less...
afraathu: YEH
afraathu: IF THERE AR GAY LIKE U
afraathu: GAY
afraathu: HY GAY
afraathu: UR GAY
afraathu: GAY
iyasennin: no, man, if ur mom wasnt such a whore, u wudnt be so retarded
afraathu: UR GAY
iyasennin: maybe ur mom fucked her cousin
afraathu: HEY GAY
iyasennin: inbreeding produces ass smelling retards like u
afraathu: IF IT EVEN
afraathu: SHE WIL NOT WITH GAYS
iyasennin: ur mom DOES fuck her cousins doesnt she?
afraathu: LIKE U
afraathu: WIL NOT WITH U
iyasennin: aaawww, afraathu the little retard faggot with prostitute mom
afraathu: GAY
iyasennin: i heard u sister has joined the club too
iyasennin: she's a whore just like ur mom
iyasennin: thats y her pussy is so loose
afraathu: SO U MUST BE BREEDED BY UR DADS PUSSY
iyasennin: oh, its YOU who has the pussy, afraathu
iyasennin: u masturbate thinking about ur mom, dont u?
afraathu: SO U LIKE MAMS
iyasennin: i like ur mom
iyasennin: coz she's an easy fuck
afraathu: WHATS WITH UR DAD
afraathu: PANIS
afraathu: WITH UR LITTLE GAY PANIS NANAA
iyasennin: again with the retarded language
iyasennin: this one time ur mom, me and ur sister had a threesome while ur dad video'd it
iyasennin: i was fucking ur sister in the ass so hard, she screamed so loud, that that ur mom got too horny and came all over the bed
afraathu: THERE AR NOT GAYS
iyasennin: ur mama's a naughty bitch
afraathu: THERE DONT LIKE GAYS
afraathu: EVEN U
iyasennin: ur sister likes to bite ur mom's nipples
iyasennin: learn to spell, retard

** The above is the real thing. No factors in the conversation was edited at any point. The author does not take responsibility for anyone's stupidity.