I found myself thinking about stuff I would do if I was the president. Well, conversation at a coffee got a little political, and me being me, I drifted into my own thoughts, since I cant stand asshole who pretend to be political. Fuck you all who spoil perfectly fun coffees with your talk of golhaaboa’s and golhaa force and political parties and whatnot.
Sure, politics is important, but I just couldn’t care less. Bite me.
If I was president:
Police brutality would be legal. Damn right. The police would be mine. Anyone who pisses me off would be fucking obliterated.
Patrolmen on the streets would have assault rifles. ‘coz some people have attitude problems. I don’t like people with attitude problems.
I will fire everyone at the IGMH cashier counters. They pissed me off the other day.
Goth wannabe’s will be killed on sight. Mascara wearing asswipes piss me off. Its not cool. Its not intriguing. Mascara is for women. Just because Danni Filth wears mascara doesn’t mean you maggots have to wear it. Fucking fags.
Gay bashing will be a government sanctioned profession. I hate homos. May you all burn in the deepest depths of hell.
There will be a ministry of video games, a ministry of entertainment and a ministry of hot chicks. All mine.
I would nuke the Dhivehi Film “Industry”. And kill all the actors and actresses and directors and everyone. Especially Amjay and whoever made the flier for his latest “Guest House” film. He will die a painful death.
Kill Kasauti time
Massacre whoever plagiarizes music instead of writing original stuff. I have ideas for your demise.
Destroy the tsunami monument, cut off the hands of whoever designed it and helped built it in any way. It’s a disgrace and a mockery and I fucking hate it.
Well, that’s kinda the main stuff I would do, I did have more ideas, but by then the civilians would have rallied and assassinated me. At least I would die happy. But IF anyone would assassinate me, please use something creative. Think outside the box. DON’T use a fucking kitchen knife. at least hire some mafia guy and hit me with a sniper or something.