Dear, all the women in the world.
I just want to say a few things and get it off my chest. This MAY be a sensitive issue, but I’m willing to risk it. It needs to be said. So here goes… all the women in the world…
Fuck you all and your double standards.
When guys hang around at coffees and stuff, it’s a waste of time and money. But when women sit around bitching around something, or shop for useless stuff that they won’t use, its not? In what fucked up dimension is that rational? Fuck you.
Women like being given massages, having their hair played with. What about us? Don’t we do enough for you already, bitch?
What is it with you women and classifying two close friends as gay? What the fuck? When you hold hands and giggle, it’s normal, but when a guy gets a call from another guy when he’s with his girl, it’s a gay relationship? Grow the fuck up.
No, we don’t like picking up your fucking tab. Pay your own fucking bill.
Pretend all you want. We KNOW you are just as horny as us. Acting all innocent and goody goody is just condescending and hypocritical. You may look like a goody two shoes on the outside, but we know you are a skank on the inside.
Whores, the whole lot of you. Not that I have a problem with whores or sluts. But you fucking cockbites try to play out a mother fucking drama and drag it out to the point of frustration.
We wouldn’t cheat if you weren’t a cock block. We wouldn’t cheat if you didn’t put the idea in our heads the first place.
Men and women are different. Trying to put those differences on the table by “talking” just makes us realize we can do better than you.
And lastly, fuck you.
God, that felt great. Thank you all for listening. Well… technically its reading. Anyways, I had fun. Hope you did too. Until later, bye.