I have come across various blogs with various posts about various aspects about the election. Or rather, the first round of the elections. I have decided to be a good sport and join in.
Recently, I sat down with all the candidates and had a good talk. After the elections… FIRST ROUND. They are a lively bunch, let me tell you. Since I forgot to video it or record an audio, here’s a transcript of the conversation.
MAU: Yes, I was rather looking forward to pulverizing everyone. Did you know I got the most percentage out of all the candidates? I was all giddy and shaking in my presidential shoes with ecstasy!
ME: You were that happy, huh?
MAU: No, you don’t understand… ECSTASY! I was riding a purple dragon while swinging a glowing light saber!
ANNI: The Christmas party stash?
MAU: YEA! Thanks again for that.
ANNI: Anytime, man!
iBRA: How come I never get anything?
UMAR: That’s because you’re a crippled fag, man!
ME: HEY! There’s no need for name calling, Umar. Now apologise to the cripple.
iBRA: What the…
ME, UMAR: LOLZ!!
ANNI: Where the fuck is Gaabe’?
MAU: Out to get something.
UMAR: That was some good shit, Anni. Got anything else?
ANNI: I thought you were gonna kill drug dealers, dude.
MAU: Yea, what’s that about, man? What about the money?
UMAR: It’s not dealing if you just GIVE me the stash, man! Ease up… have a drag of this joint.
iBRA: This sucks! I never get to do anything fun.
ME: That’s because you suck, man! I mean, your own party members haven’t voted for you. 0.86%? really?
iBRA: Shut up! Your face is ugly!
HASSAN: Don’t be trippin’ fool!
ME: Look who finally decided to open his mouth.
HASSAN: You know it, dawg! You my homie!
MAU: When did he spout wings?
ANNI: Oh, hehehe… slipped some LSD in his vodka… bitch be trippin’
MAU: Hey, so, whats this about a coalition?
ANNI: Oh, that’s just my gimmick, dude. Don’t worry, the people are eating it like hotdogs… or something.
GASIM: Hey I’m here! Who wants some weed?
UMAR: Already got some.
ME: So, what do you think will happen?
MAU: you talk too much. Here, have a bite of this… whatyoucallit… cake.
ANNI: Yeah. Eat it.
HASSAN, UMAR, GASIM, iBRA: eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
ME: okay okay! Let me have that… hmm… spicy but sweet…
That’s all I remember. I woke up hours later, they had gone, and the cash missing from my wallet. Damn hippies.
13 comments:
hahaha bodu kameh
"iBRA: How come I never get anything?
UMAR: That’s because you’re a crippled fag, man!
ME: HEY! There’s no need for name calling, Umar. Now apologise to the cripple."
BWAAHAHAHAA!!! That was frikkin' hilarious... I seriously burst out laughing there. As a rule, I usually never ever burst.
Been a while since you updated bro, but this was truly worth the wait. You da man!
the best post abt politics i've seen so far.
lol, that was hilarious..
loved every bit of it..
guess everyone needs to step back once in a while and see the funny side of politics too =)
Heh heh heh heh heh heh. *Sniff* Now let me wipe away the tears from my eyes... *sniff*
the cash missing from my wallet... i hope ur ass is fine
THE DELICIOUS CAKE IS A LIE.
I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNT YOUR LESSON. INTERNET WISDOM STATES THAT IF OFFERED DELICIOUS CAKE, RUN IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
IF YOU WERE A DELICIOUS LOLI, THEY WOULD HAVE DONE WORSE THAN TAKE THE CASH FROM YOUR WALLET.
@iecco:: nooo its a kuda kameh. i got knocked out.
@bakhabaru:: thats the first time i heard...rather ...read you burst. noooooice
@dhondhooni:: of course it is... its HERE, isnt it?
@hilath:: take your sniffly nose somewhere else. maybe iBRA can help.
@andhu:: why would there be anything wrong with my ass? you have gay fantasies?
@shadowrunner:: what are you so worked up about? the caps lock stuck?
Yeap. New keyboard fixed that, though. Anyways, be glad that you were not a delicious loli - they'd have done much worse than just taking all your money.
haha, the racist fuck seems to know a lot about delicious loli - becuz he has a stash of them under his bed!
LMFAO!. I seem to have a stalker on me tail!.
Come and hunt me down, if you can... be sure to say goodbye to your friends and family before you do so, wont you?.
u r one crazy person. hehe.
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