Wednesday, October 10, 2012

I just called to say...

People have come to me with concerns lately, such as; “Iya, why aren’t you blogging anymore? My life is so empty without having to read your awesome insight on things that happen around me!” and, “Hey, I don’t miss your blog or anything, but I’d be totally okay with you updating again, I mean, whatever, but, thinking about it, okay?” and also, “AMG IYA U NO BLOGZ I M SO NT AKDJFBAUFDCIUBADKFJC ADCDKCBUFBDKJC DCajdahsajhajvnjv!!! LOL!!” 

"wot hlrs joks ur hav!"

I don’t pay attention when people speak in caps lock.

There is a reason why I, unbeknownst to myself, unintentionally, without any fault of my own, distanced myself from blogging.

The world is officially too stupid to make fun of. Don’t believe me? Check this out…

Mullah protest disperses itself after fighting amongst themselves.

Victim of statutory rape gets sentenced to be flogged.

Everyone is okay with freedom of expression, provided you express what they want to hear.

People get their panties in a twist about one shitty movie made in America, but no one shit when someone fraudulently extorts hard earned money from people wanting to go on Hajj pilgrimage at home.

These are just some of the things that happened in recent history. I am not even talking about the world at large here. I’m talking local bullshit.
You know what, I can't do this anymore... I'm just going to hand out fuck you's to people today. 

Fuck you if you use religion as a weapon against people to cover up your own inadequacies of faith. Seeing a freaking doll somewhere won't convert you if you don't let it, you imbecile.

Fuck you if you call yourself a liberal but will only hear what you want to hear, like stated above. You're an embarrassment to us all, please walk off to a corner and fucking die. No one will miss you.

Fuck you if you make fun of religious people for blind faith but practice blind faith in your political views. Congratulations, you're the joke.

Fuck you if you think violence is the only means to convince people to listen to you. Look around. People don't respond well to threats. This goes for politics, religion and everything else. Please, if you'd be so kind as to drown yourself in the sea, we won't have to deal with your stupidity and your overcompensation. 

Fuck you if you feel that you can make people feel bad for themselves if it means that you can feel good about yourself. Everything doesn't revolve around you. If you do this, then it means you're not very secure about who you are. I don't give a shit. No one does. Putting people down for your own sake is selfish. You are a bad person.

Fuck you if you ever bought a motorcycle for vanity's sake. If you can't even pay the fucking bills, why... you know what, just fuck you.

Well that should do it for now. See you again, sometime. Just one more thing...

Behave, now.

And don't get any more stupid than you already are, 'mkay?


Joo Thawfeeq said...

This definitely is a breath of fresh air! I salute you, sir, for all the F**k yous..

knaschru said...

and and fuck you to that taxi driver who hogs up our cycle parking space every night to leave his stupid ass old taxi!

useful.idiot said...

Fuck you for writing this very awesome and insightful article!

Anonymous said...

Haha! Oh good lord! Im not the only one with the same thoughts! I join you in all the fuck yous!! Hahahaha!! Sad situations but still haha! ;)

Jean said...

It's like someone finally broke the ice and said what needed to be said! Awesome.