Thursday, June 07, 2007

Women superior? : My opinion

I'm sorry I havent been with you guys for quite some time. I return with what might be my most gender biased piece yet.
I had an interesting conversation with Bulhaa the other day in shich she claimed that females were the superior on the sexes in terms of knowledge. This intrigued me, somewhat...

For those of you who have already labelled me as a sexist, well.. theres nothing much to be done about that, as I attempt to dismantle the claims made by our beloved Bulhaa.

"Girls are superior in knowledge"
Women say this a lot, this is a misconception. Only they have a need to show that they know something. A superiority complex, if you will... While women waste time trying to outwit everyone by being "clever" and "witty", men dont feel the need to show off intellect. you will notice that girls at a guy coffee will sit quietly most of the time. Of course, we guys dont really get all up in each others faces and make ourselves feel all great and "cool". We have fun, and as a result, girls, being all "knowing" fell that we are... "stupid", when, in fact, we are "funny"

Fun fact:
I hold the record in my circle of friends for most distance achieved for jamming a finger up my nose. This might seem disgusting to most, but still fun.

"Girls can wrap a guy around their pinky"
Let me hit you with some timeless wisdom. There are different types of guys. and the guys you "wrap around your pinky" has an interest in you. but of COURSE u know that already.

Fact: girls openly express disgust for guys who brag about their "conquests".

How is this any different? Girls pick up on when a guy "likes" her and tends to manipulate this emotionally unstable individual for her needs.
common manipulation techniques:
"Hey *insert name here* I'm getting sooooooo late for *insert dramatized situation here* and I'd reeeeaaaally appreciate it if you could drop me off"

"*insert name here, often elongated into multiple syllables* I'm soooo hungry... would you take me to dinner? Yes? oh, and my friends *insert multiple girl nicknames here* will come too! THANX!!"

There are those of us who are unwavered by the suggestive tones of these kinds of people. guys who are smart. Im not talking about booksmart. Im talking Streetsmart. We shall rise and end the tyranny of the evil manipulative suggestive natured females!! UNITE, AND WE SHALL PREVAIL!!! sorry for the outburst, I couldnt help myself. Totally worth it.

So thats it for now... I guess the scratching and eye poking will start now... go nuts!

21 comments:

bandey said...

YES WE SHALL UNITE!!!
but im pretty sure im gonna fall for all those things again and again...

bulhaa said...

i didnt say 'pinky' i said 'little finger'

see.. i even remember more stuff than you

superior knowledge

blll!

bandey said...

wow the difference of little and pinky finger.. you are the all knowing superior being!!!

vincinity of obscenity said...

See? THEY HAVE THE NEED to feel superior... poor poor Bulheez.

DarkAngeL said...

haa haa this one is funny :P hehehe

bulhaa said...

well u guys better feed that need if u want something out of a girl pffft! u have no choice. [smug grin]

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

I'll have to say good work, but I'm sorry, I won't take any sides between the superior sexes.
Some guys like smart girls so they let them brag all they want. This happens the other way too...Some girls like smart guys and you know how the story goes...

And when you say Girls pick up on when a guy "likes" her...believe me, any guy who can't stand up for his beliefs is a door mat. Can't he say he has got better things to do and refuse to carry out her request. You guys let yourself be manipulated and used. Unless ofcourse your hearts on the line..but still there are limits right?

And there are situations where guys pick up on when a girl "likes" him...and manipulation goes to the extremes...

Both sexes treat each other the same...simple:P

vincinity of obscenity said...

bulhaa: u wish!! *sings the u wish song*

nynaeve: i know, gal. i feel pity for the doormat guys. and yes, the manipulation goes both ways. but thats a story for another time.

thanx @ bandey and bulhaa for fighting over this article. i hear the battle was legendary.

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

next on the agenda, manipulation:P

Shweetoshcope said...

YOU WOMEN ABUSING ANT AROUSING GOOD FOR NOTHING MISOGYNIST!!! (just being dramatic)(A)

all in all, its an entertaining article ;p

Anonymous said...

Men rule, Women r there only for mens needs ehenve madun thibeema nimunee ok. Women are only for cookin, cleaning and %$!&^!# so just accept the fact. kekeke ... now bend over girls

(¯`·._.·[Lunar-vorteX]·._.·´¯) said...

the need to be superior by women is their downfall, we may have already prevailed ...

vincinity of obscenity said...

oooooooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...

@anonymous: calm down, man... thats being a bit shallow, now. women arent for "cooking, cleaning and %$!&^!#" only. they are equal members of society. but what i wrote was the actions of SOME girls who manipulate people, based on real facts and i did so to prove a point. its humor. ease up.

@lunar vortex: we may already have, fellow soldier.

Anonymous said...

Men! sheesh

thuized said...

Sumpple (eg: "anonymous"no.1) they belive "WIFE" stands for Wash,Iron,F%$#,Etc...bt u also gota beleiv u cant liv without em.
n BTW..Iya.."men dont feel the need to show off intellect.." the whole article sure described it..kekek

Shanu said...

As for men who gets wrapped around a pinky,I'v got nothing more to say to that..

For girls who really lower themselves like that..come on! show them what u are made of..

I'd be happy splitting the bill and ad for a ride I would rather walk then ask for a ride..

As for the issue on superiority..I am someone who supports equal will and as far as i am concerned men women and those of the middlesex are equal on certain aspects we all have our shortcomings and our plus points.. so chill out .. and take that grin off your face..

We all aint got lipstick for brains you know.. unlike some we know of the other sex who has gooey gray putty as gray matter.. :)

vincinity of obscenity said...

@anonymous: ooooookaaaayyyyy...

@thuized: it needed to be said. if nobody said anything, the abuse wud have continued

@shanu: u know a person who has gooey gray putty for brains?? KOOOOOL!!!

Shanu said...

Yes indeed I do! cud do a postmortem to prove it too.. if anyones volunteering ofcoz

(¯`·._.·[Lunar-vorteX]·._.·´¯) said...
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(¯`·._.·[Lunar-vorteX]·._.·´¯) said...

shanu, reffering to your comment; is middlesex for she-males or sumthin ... or are u? u know ......... oh nevermind kool, kool

Anonymous said...

LOL