Monday, July 23, 2007

Penis size theory: Directors cut (ouch)

This is a thought that occured to me the other day. I was drinking my coffee at my usual place,... seagull cafe'. I was with a bunch of friends. A typical guy coffee. we talked typical guy things and I was in a typical guy mentality.

Then, a guy walks in. On either side, he's got two HOT chicks. when I say hot, I mean HOT. The guy looks like he's used to luxury. Then one of my friends ask me, "Why do all the rich guys get all the chicks?"

Maybe it was the caffeine, maybe I'm just wired that way, but I couldnt help saying, "All the money is to compensate for their small penises." Gears startedworking in my head. I had felt this before. Yes. This is familiar. A theory was about to be born. I was amazed that i kept on talking and it made sense... below is the result.

Iya's Theory on the relation of financial well being and Penis size!!

Rich men have small penises. They need to show off. They have girls, but they are materialistic.

The average earner has an average penis. He does good for himself.

The underpaid and overworked have slightly above the average sizes of penises. They might have a hard time providing, but damn, they can satisfy their women.

The people with the biggest penises are STARVING IN AFRICA!!!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well!! im glad that im not rich...

Dragonfly said...

O_O

fiifenmaa said...

lol.... sounds like 'sour grapes' to me...

Anonymous said...

According NGC africans do have big ones. but science tells that 2 inches of penis is wot men and women need becoz in women G spot is about 2 inches deep and the females most orgasmic muscle contractions hapen around that area. for men the shaft can be 2 inches long coz the rest of the lenght is usesless so in theory 2 inches is wot u need for men and women.

there you go. hope this is informative aswell.

cheers

Mrmaldivian said...

Good theory, logical dho, hehe

Its like rich Africans guys under went snakes surgery......

btw, G-spot exists in some girls while it arent in others. Seach the powerful google ;)

vincinity of obscenity said...

@anonymous #1:: amen, my brother... amen.

@ maa:: whaaaaaaaat?

@ finifenmaa:: aint no sour grapes. just a fun way of thinking, dearie.

@ anonymous #2:: so u got a 2 inch penis, dontcha? and its just fun, man. ease up. we all know that size doesnt matter *snicker* right? *snickerchuckle*

@ mrmaldivian:: WTF is a snakes surgery??

Shanu said...

hmm so according to ur theory if someone earns money their penises will shrink proportionately? inversely proportional? so if u ever become rich we'r to assume ur penis had shrunk?

hmm cool :)

levitan said...

um.. i think ud not be seeing maa for a whyl, frm the looks it seems like shez headed 2 SA..
and iya, after the chicks checkout this post they ul be swirming wih chikas.. since u knw u do luk like a SA :d and dat wuz not an insult -.-*

Zoe said...

Lol @ Shanu! So true. Is penis size inversely proportional to the wealthy state of the man? :P That so doesn't make sense. Iya let me know when you get a huge salary so that I'll go joke about your penis size then. Hoho!

DarkAngeL said...

LOL that was interesting and made me laugh in the end too keke

ThalaGolaa said...

deary god.
don't make me rich (A)

amen :P

xs said...

interesting...! makes sense too. well, for the most part. i'm wondering abt the same thing that shau was...

:P

vincinity of obscenity said...

@ levitan:: thanx for the 'not insult', dude.

@ shanu:: ur assumptions are totally up to u. good that ur thinking about my penis, i guess. thats never a bad thing, u know...

@ zoe:: its not supposed to be logical, dearie. its FUN. hmph. try and buy urself a sense of humor y dont ya? :p

@ darkangel:: thats awesome. im glad u thought it was funny.. unlike SOMEONE in know *glares at zoe*

@ TG:: amen, brother.

@ xs:: riiiiiiiiiiiight....

Shanu said...

umm.. i was merely connecting the dots using your theory.. tsk tsk.. as for thinking about ur penis.. id rather do more than think about a penis :D

Anonymous said...

does anyone ever think y such things comes to mind,we need to vote here i think on this theory of penis matter. i'd like to apply maths and physics in this thory of iya. will get back to u as soon as i generate a super PC to do that.

Dragonfly said...

heheh levitan, I wish, but I'm merely off to try and study.
Any ideas?

kaiza shozey said...

o_O thats some theory uve got there.

thuized said...

i wonder wot makes boobs smaller or bigger :|

Foolhudhigu Handi said...

hehe i have all u suckers, my dick (foolhu) size is legendary so no need for boasting

Iya man SA nuvaane ekahchakahves beybe men kaireega kekeke

:D

§φ×Δņ said...

oh me looorrd!!! i hope whoever im with doesnt get rich!!! lol! kewl posts!

Zoe said...

Hey hey, I lost my sense of humor! Maybe you took mine and gave me yours? ASS!!! :@ Gimme back my sense of humor!!!

Nynaeve Al' Meara said...

With the out break of this theory, Im sure no guy would admit they are rich or is it poor???
Does size matter?

Some girls like money some dont, but satisfaction is a must somewhere down the road:)

Nice Blog :D

vincinity of obscenity said...

@shanu:: wat wud u like to do then?

@anonymous:: gud luck with the super computer, mate!

@maa:: study... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

@thuized:: i can tell u wat makes boobs big... but not here. LOL

@foolhudhigu handi:: dude, ur MIA!! where the F r u??

@§φ×Δņ:: we can only hope...

@zoe:: i dont steal, dearie... and WHY wud i want UR crappy sense of humor? :p

@nynaeve:: believe me... some men might not admit it, but size DOES matter. for us, anyway.

some mother fucker said...

woah...u seem to know a lot abt penises. what are u? gay? or are u this rich fucker whu goes around hitting on bitches with that lil prick of ures? intresting. so u do write this blog abt ure thwts and shit. ure sorta cool. but sad story...ure penis is too tiny it seems eh. anyway,hope u can satisfy ure man/men. gud luck

vincinity of obscenity said...

thanx. gud luck fucking ur mother. i hear she's quite the moaner.

Anonymous said...

his theory need s a little add up
rich man dick is not prproportionately to their wealth actually they are so busy earnign big buck they even forget to use there dick anymore so in the last they only get big account numbers and small dicks
and for big boobs i say i love them l00000000t

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAH thats the funniest shit ever

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