Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Environmental Studies or something.
This has been a long time coming. I’ve been away so I couldn’t get around to posting this until now. This post is for all the people who rode on vehicles on the whole environment day ‘no vehicles’ segment. From the deepest depths of my cold dead heart, I wish you all die painful deaths and rot the fuck in hell.
Okay maybe not that extreme. But I really do think you all are a bunch of half brained fuckheads with nothing better to do than to disgrace the god given gift of sentience.
If anyone who rode a motorcycle on that day, fuck you. By fuck you I mean go fuck yourself.
You completely missed the point of that day, dumbasses.
The reason it was encouraged to not to use vehicles for transportation that day was to unite in some small act of environmental care. Voluntarily.
So all of you who were trying to be a bad ass by driving or riding, feeling good about your delusion that your ‘street cred’ will rocket off the charts, congratulations! You have succeeded in making an ass out of yourself. Not only are you a lame ass fuck nugget, you are also a dweeb. Get that stick out of your ass because the only way you can be a bad ass is that you have to grow a new one. Because the one you have is lame.
Those of you who wanted to ‘fight the power’ because the ‘government wants you not to ride motorbikes’ and you won’t bow to their whims, congratulations! You are a grade-A moron. Nobody said you were forced to. There were no laws to forbid anyone to drive anything. The government couldn’t give an ass fucked rat on a cracker with cheese if you rode your motorcycle in your fucking birthday suit. The only thing you should have fought was that urge to prove to everyone that you are an asshole who likes sucking dick.
Those of you who thought that in some way, your needs were just too important and you didn’t have to participate in anything, congratulations! You are a self absorbed prick! Get over yourselves. You think you are so much better than everyone that you are above and beyond everything? Fuck you. Your needs are nothing. It doesn’t matter what you think. The fact of the matter is, you are not better than anyone. You didn’t have the fucking sensibility to be part of something that’s bigger than that little world you created for yourself. You are a retard. And chances are your children are going to be, too.
And one last question. Who would you be hurting if you turned off your lights for a freaking hour, you bunch of bitches?