FAQ

Lately I have been getting… opinions. Opinions about me, my attitude, my personality, my speech pattern, my choice of underwear… boxers. You name it. People just LOVE to voice their opinions about me. Its great that people do want to let their feelings be known to the world. I encourage it. But hearing the same shit over and over again makes me bored. I will try my best to explain the wonder that is me. Below are some of the questions and comments that are directed at me and my usual response.

Why are you so mean all the time?
I’m not mean all the time. You just suck so much I get pissed off at the very sight of you. That’s why to YOU I seem like I’m mean all the time.

Are you always like this? Bitter and MEAN?
Not always. Now fuck off.

What if when you grow old you are a bitter old man who nobody likes?
Good. There’ll be more space for me. Anyways, why the fuck do YOU care so much?

I don’t like the way you are always negative. Why is that?
Its not that I want to be negative, but you are such a hippie, I have to keep balance.

Everybody hates you.
thats nice to know

I hate you.
… and your point is…?

You scare me.
I’m not changing your diapers if you shit yourself, now…

I want to help you and change you.
**laughter until the person leaves or cries**

People talk about how mean you are behind your back!
**here I encourage the messenger that he/she tell these people to tell it to my face**

Do you derive some sick twisted pleasure out of putting people down?
No. its just that the way you come and squeal like this every time I do, makes me sadistically satisfied. So thank YOU for making my day brighter.

You always think you are right.
Who doesn’t?

Who gave you the right to be a jerk?
I earned it.

You never think about other people’s feelings.
If I didn’t, I would be listening to you drone on about what is none of your business in the first place.

So these are some of the FEW stuff that are thrown at me nowadays. You can imagine my torment. The people I live with… sheeeesh. So if you have a question other than whats been answered, give me a holla.