Sunday, April 29, 2007

Smokers' last stand

So... i was smoking the other day... i technically quit, but i still OCCASIONALLY smoke. *ahem* ... I was smoking the other day and i noticed the warning on the pack. Now, i DID see these warnings on the packs before, but this was the first time it provoked me to think... yes, i thought... long and hard on these warnings. And i came to a conclusion...

No, not to completely quit.

I thought of alternate little notes instead of warnings that would be more effective. Let me explain a little bit thoroughly. here is a brief explaination of why the current warnings will not work and why my new and improved warnings will.

Current warnings

Smoking is hazardous to your health.
Yes... the old classic. this has been used so damn much that nobody really gives a damn anymore.

Smokers have a high probability of being diaglosed with lung cancer
but theres still a probability that some smokers WONT be diagnosed with lung cancer. Its this small probability that drives smokers to smoke.

Passive smoking harms non smokers.
Who the fuck gives a damn? if they are concerned about their health, they wouldnt be near smoking smokers!

Smoking may cause defects in your children
Most smokers choose to ignore this as they dont really care about their children born or unborn when they smoke.

Now, for my version.
All smokers of this pack of cigarettes are fags (homosexuals)
I certainly wouldnt smoke something like that... Think about it.. all the homophobes will DEFINITELY stop smoking!!

Smokers' fuck their mothers
who'd wanna be labelled THAT?

Smokers' weiners will shrink
... and thus all self respecting men quit smoking

Smoking makes you look fat
You cant make a woman touch a pack of cigarettes with a gun to her head with this warning!

There you have it... some of the stuff that occured to me during my brief moment of thought. Naturally i didnt think much of it then, but insomnia can bring long dead memories to the surface... this is one such surfaced memory. Call me crazy if you wanna, but if you really think about this, it makes sense.

24 comments:

subcorpus said...

wish i could quit ...
must try harder ...

Dragonfly said...

hehehe, bet even those won't work..
but then yea they might be more effective than the usual warnings

XefroX said...

heheh..ur version better..hehe..cheers

finifenmaa said...

HAHAH... smoking makes u loook fat... that would work... hehe

Shy said...

Its the opposite with me smoking maks me loose weight:)it fills u up...hmm i suppose i shud smoke 24/7 huh!! hehe

bulhaa said...

or mayybee when we put on ur labels, the smokers will smoke anyway just to prove to the world dat they dont care shit about stupid labels or wat anybody else thinks..

Zoe said...

Why put up signs that nobody really cares about in the first place? *yawn* Smoke at your own risks! Duh!

vincinity of obscenity said...

@ bulhaa, zoe:: get those sticks out of ur asses and just enjoy the humor. damn u both r so uptight! sheeeeeeeesh!!!

bulhaa said...

pffft!

Spark of Silence said...

good thinking!

Waylander said...

Coool idea..

ThalaGolaa said...

iya.. and his wicked mind.. in action /once again. haha.. interesting post dude..
i am planning on buying a nicotine stick. its supposed to taste like a ciggy.. but no smoke. :D

anyways.. whats the point of it.. .if there is no smoke dho 0.0
then i won't be able to make rings out of it!!!!

vincinity of obscenity said...

i know wat u mean! ever since i learnt how to make smoke rings its one of the major reasons i smoke! 0_o

shweeeeet! said...

ha! the last one is coool ;)
newaz, even if it makes me look slimmer than ever, or even if it wud make me look sexy or watever, i wud not bother to touch it! duh..i so damn hate it! =D

ZINGMENOT said...

there must be another way. damit those scientists must find a way to make it helthier. they try to create bio feul y cant they make something like that with the cigerets.

i like smoking. but did cut it becoz as i am alresy half my mind. becoz recent research shows every cigeret kills 1 billion brain cells.

i ant kidding.

cheers

ThalaGolaa said...

LOL... do you remember that night we were at at seagull having a coffee... the night Iray decided to be FONI.. and ended up showering in sugar..

hahaha.. that day i noticed Iray chewing on smoke while talking... hahahahahha... that was a fun night.

vincinity of obscenity said...

yea.. u where there when i did the sugar thing to iray? yea.. that was a fun night.

good that u dont schmoke, schweeeet!!!

nomad said...

good one =D

paradoX said...

i like ur version better!!

tinkerrrbell said...

heheh nice one! =)

CloUd said...

Hmmmmm...

kaidha said...

here is how i stay away from smiking:
(1) i imagine the smell i smeel of all the heavy smokers (yuck they stink)
(2) then there is the breathe (ewww gross)
(3) and then the yelow teeth and nails (now who in the righ mind would want that)
(4) Finally the heath issue, i rather die heathly then die a terriable death with lunch cancer or anysuch
Oerall i dont need no warnin modified or watso ever to make me stay the hell away

vincinity of obscenity said...

i was kinda aiming for the ppl who already smoke... and humor... *ahem*

thanx for the comment, though...

|| .P.I.S.S.U. || lavabaazee time !! || said...

heheh....this really makes sense.....u technically quit...tats good.