So... i was smoking the other day... i technically quit, but i still OCCASIONALLY smoke. *ahem* ... I was smoking the other day and i noticed the warning on the pack. Now, i DID see these warnings on the packs before, but this was the first time it provoked me to think... yes, i thought... long and hard on these warnings. And i came to a conclusion...
No, not to completely quit.
I thought of alternate little notes instead of warnings that would be more effective. Let me explain a little bit thoroughly. here is a brief explaination of why the current warnings will not work and why my new and improved warnings will.
Current warnings
Smoking is hazardous to your health.
Yes... the old classic. this has been used so damn much that nobody really gives a damn anymore.
Smokers have a high probability of being diaglosed with lung cancer
but theres still a probability that some smokers WONT be diagnosed with lung cancer. Its this small probability that drives smokers to smoke.
but theres still a probability that some smokers WONT be diagnosed with lung cancer. Its this small probability that drives smokers to smoke.
Passive smoking harms non smokers.
Who the fuck gives a damn? if they are concerned about their health, they wouldnt be near smoking smokers!
Smoking may cause defects in your children
Most smokers choose to ignore this as they dont really care about their children born or unborn when they smoke.
Now, for my version.
All smokers of this pack of cigarettes are fags (homosexuals)
I certainly wouldnt smoke something like that... Think about it.. all the homophobes will DEFINITELY stop smoking!!
Smokers' fuck their mothers
who'd wanna be labelled THAT?
who'd wanna be labelled THAT?
Smokers' weiners will shrink
... and thus all self respecting men quit smoking
Smoking makes you look fat
You cant make a woman touch a pack of cigarettes with a gun to her head with this warning!
There you have it... some of the stuff that occured to me during my brief moment of thought. Naturally i didnt think much of it then, but insomnia can bring long dead memories to the surface... this is one such surfaced memory. Call me crazy if you wanna, but if you really think about this, it makes sense.
24 comments:
wish i could quit ...
must try harder ...
hehehe, bet even those won't work..
but then yea they might be more effective than the usual warnings
heheh..ur version better..hehe..cheers
HAHAH... smoking makes u loook fat... that would work... hehe
Its the opposite with me smoking maks me loose weight:)it fills u up...hmm i suppose i shud smoke 24/7 huh!! hehe
or mayybee when we put on ur labels, the smokers will smoke anyway just to prove to the world dat they dont care shit about stupid labels or wat anybody else thinks..
Why put up signs that nobody really cares about in the first place? *yawn* Smoke at your own risks! Duh!
@ bulhaa, zoe:: get those sticks out of ur asses and just enjoy the humor. damn u both r so uptight! sheeeeeeeesh!!!
pffft!
good thinking!
Coool idea..
iya.. and his wicked mind.. in action /once again. haha.. interesting post dude..
i am planning on buying a nicotine stick. its supposed to taste like a ciggy.. but no smoke. :D
anyways.. whats the point of it.. .if there is no smoke dho 0.0
then i won't be able to make rings out of it!!!!
i know wat u mean! ever since i learnt how to make smoke rings its one of the major reasons i smoke! 0_o
ha! the last one is coool ;)
newaz, even if it makes me look slimmer than ever, or even if it wud make me look sexy or watever, i wud not bother to touch it! duh..i so damn hate it! =D
there must be another way. damit those scientists must find a way to make it helthier. they try to create bio feul y cant they make something like that with the cigerets.
i like smoking. but did cut it becoz as i am alresy half my mind. becoz recent research shows every cigeret kills 1 billion brain cells.
i ant kidding.
cheers
LOL... do you remember that night we were at at seagull having a coffee... the night Iray decided to be FONI.. and ended up showering in sugar..
hahaha.. that day i noticed Iray chewing on smoke while talking... hahahahahha... that was a fun night.
yea.. u where there when i did the sugar thing to iray? yea.. that was a fun night.
good that u dont schmoke, schweeeet!!!
good one =D
i like ur version better!!
heheh nice one! =)
Hmmmmm...
here is how i stay away from smiking:
(1) i imagine the smell i smeel of all the heavy smokers (yuck they stink)
(2) then there is the breathe (ewww gross)
(3) and then the yelow teeth and nails (now who in the righ mind would want that)
(4) Finally the heath issue, i rather die heathly then die a terriable death with lunch cancer or anysuch
Oerall i dont need no warnin modified or watso ever to make me stay the hell away
i was kinda aiming for the ppl who already smoke... and humor... *ahem*
thanx for the comment, though...
heheh....this really makes sense.....u technically quit...tats good.
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