As you would know, Television Maldives celebrated their 30th year of broadcasting. Me, being the generous person that I am, decided to dedicate a blog post to them. Seriously... I am so fucking generous sometimes... Here’s a bunch of reasons NOT to watch TVM.
It makes you want to kill yourself
The monotone narration and the uninspired, often plagiarized content is enough to drive even the sanest man into suicide. Imagine what it’d do to the weak minded individual!
It makes you dumber
It’s a proven scientific fact that TVM kills a million brain cells every 2.5 minutes. Do the math.
There’s a guy with HUGE eyebrows
A skinny guy with a deep voice and HUGE eyebrows. Nobody should be subjected to that. Nobody.
Sluts. The whole lot of them
Everyone knows that the chicks in the dramas are… you know what? Never mind. It’s a plus point in TVM’s favor.
They broadcast sissy crybaby asswipes
Yooppe’, Seezan AKA Seexan AKA Seazan AKA seaxan AKA Cyzan AKA Cyxan AKA C-zan AKA C-xan, GIYAS the mega faggot, and others who I don’t know the name of.
Creepy news anchors
There’s a lady on TVM who anchors the English news who has a permanent smirk on her face. Like “I know something you don’t” kind of smirk. And she’s not even that hot.
Also this one time I saw and ugly ass buruga clad guy/gal/thing on TVM. Anchoring news, I think… I cant remember correctly. Must have blocked it out of my mind…
They use the SAME GUY for EVERYTHING!!!
Adam Naseer. 'nuff said. that guy is EVERYWHERE!!!