You all know what I’m talking about. The ‘maaih bahuruvaa’. Last time I checked, ’maaih’ means holy… or something. The stupid-ness of this whole holy language business is absurdly… well… stupid. Why the fuck do we have to put up with that?
Let’s suppose there is a beyfulheez couple that talks to each other in the holy language. And they are doing it. Below is what I gather would be sex talk between them. You know… kinky talk.
Man: Alhugandu mi ulhuvvanee thiya beyfulhaa ge iffaitherikan nagaalan (I am going to violate you)
Woman: Aadhe! Alhugandu jismakee thiya beyfulhaa ge hihfulhah eri gotheh hadhdhavanhuriechcheh! (Yes! Do what you want to my body!)
Man: Thiya beyfulhaage furagas faraathuga alhugandu baarah aih is kuraanan (I’m gonna spank you)
Woman: Aih is kuravvaa! Adhives baarah, ingeythoa! (Spank me! Harder!)
Man: Kaaku thoa thiya beyfulhaage bappaafulhakee? (Who’s your daddy?)
Woman: Thiyaee alhugandu bappaafulhu!! (You’re my daddy!!)
Man: Ehen viyyaa ehen vidhaalhuvey, kuththaa kamanaa! (Then say it, bitch!)
Woman: THEE ALHUGANDUGE BAPPAAFULHU!!! (YOU’RE MY DADDY!!!)
Man: Alhugandu vadaigannavanee! (I’m coming!)
Woman: Labba! Labba! (Yes! Yes!)
Man: ALHUGANDU VADAIGANNAVANEE!! (I’M COMING!!)
On second thought, the holy language is kinda funny… but beyfulhism still sucks ass.