NNOOOOO!!!!

Friends, colleagues, people of all ages! I call on to you today to show you the light!! THIS is what happens when you marry! Look at this man! He used to be sane. .... ........ well, that would be a lie... he used to be somewhat LESS insane! Now, he's a shell of his former self. He's wearing a tiara for crying out loud!!!! He goes about spreading his insanity to the masses. He's a danger to himself and others around him. he's Psychological manifestations of the sexual frustrations caused by the pressures of being married Man!! now, he's the super villian who terrorizes EVERYONE!!!

Fear him! fear his wrath!! fear his awkward grin!! FEAR HIS TIARA!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!

Toothpickverine

Docile and timid by day, freaky tooth pick swaying maniac by night. Although a vigilante, he always smiles... maybe to show off his gigantic set of teeth, i dont know. he's TOOTHPICKVERINE!!! get it? huh? Wolverine... toothpickverine? dammit!
Anyways, this individual is the first I saw who picks his teeth after drinking coffee. DRINKING COFFEE!!! I mean, what could possibly got caught in your teeth after drinking coffee? heat?
So, whenever you have a tooth picking emergency, you can always count on toothpickverine. that is, if he shows up and has tooth picks if he does...

This is just RIDICULOUS!!!

I have shown you the largest forehead. now behold. What you see before you is an adam's apple. No, I'm NOT kidding. It may seem like ... ugh... I dont even know what to say anymore.

So, to sum up.. This is the world's largest adams apple. Its like an actual apple got stuck in his throat. sometimes when he turns, his adam's apple knocks something over... literally. If YOU have seen anything to top this adam's apple, let me know. because I would like to see an adam's apple that can be more ridiculous than this.

ANAL MUSEUM

Me and two of my friends just went to Sultan Park coz we were so bored (god, we're pathetic) And we walked around, remembering how the place looked so big when we were kids. And out of the blue... inspiration struck. VOILA! I give you the ANAL Museum. (For all the mentally challenged: its actually "National Museum")

Think of an actual Anal Museum... What kind of things would they have on display? EWWWW! I disgust myself! EWWWW!!!

Kudos to kirey and umarey for inviting me over to hang out with them that day. And whoever came up with the Anal Museum idea.

The story of the Devil and Grim Reaper

Let me explain something to you all. This is for your own benefit. The devil is a woman. as you can clearly see from this picture. She is third from the left. The devil is a woman, and she is HOT! And also, you know who else is a woman? The Grim Reaper. Grim is also a HOT, apparently short woman... to the far right of the picture.
So, this is my logic... Let the devil take you. She's hot. Let her advise you in all things lusty. And make sure you keep a killer pick up line for the day you die. A hottie is comming to take you away.

The coffee to end all coffees

Well, im about to tell you all a story. a story thats never been told... if it has, then... ..... ......

Aawwww WTF, i dont care. im gonna tell it anyway.

Okay. i was invited to this coffee which was held at the infamous "lilly's" a bunch of friends from a certain forum which died a while ago were gathering there. i went... late. anyway, by then anyone who were to arrive had arrived. and we chatted of nothings and sweet was cut (foni kendun)

*to any non Maldivian reading this, it means butting heads of egos.

So there was this guy, a good buddy of mine. he plays a certain musical instrument for a certain group of people. well, we all smoke. and this particular friend of mine finishes half his coffee, uses his cup as an ashtray... and puts out his smoke ito it. a while later, in the middle of some discussion, he drinks his coffee. yes. thats the cup you see there. he actually drinks his cigerette filter and ash flavoured coffee. Restecp... i mean... respect.

it was the most fun coffee I had in a looooong time. the guy almost threw up right there... almost. it takes a lot of guts to drink that, even if it was by mistake. it takes even more guts to laugh with the rest of the crowd who are laughing at you. Kudos to my friend the musical instrument player.

you might notice i didnt name ANYTHING. ... except for the cafe'. but hey, who doesnt know that place, right?

The DESTROYER of dragon ballz!

i hate dragon ballz. i physically hate dragon ballz. i think less of people who like dragon ballz. i know i sound like an ass, but thats how i feel. dont give me any "its classic anime" crap. i know anime. i like anime. i just frikking hate Dragon ballz.
think about it... dragon "ballz"... balls of a dragon. why would anyone name anything with BALLZ? that guy must've been pretty drunk.
well, i have a friend who likes dragon ballz. i would like to take this opportunity to say:

IN YOUR FACE!! THATS THE DRAGON BALLZ BUDOKAI GAME I BROKE. I BROKE IT ON PURPOSE AND IT FELT GOOD!!

ps... that game was'nt even mine. and i broke it with permission from the owner. and kids, you should never break your friends' stuff, without his/her consent.

so bottom line is... i hate dragon ballz, all those of you who think im an arrogant ass, you can kiss it.

the poor feg got bent go BOOM!!!

ok... so get this: im at the office. suddenly, uncomfortable sensations go through my stomach. i make a break for the toilet. but alas... its occupied. so i wait for like ten minutes. the person inside surely was making a lot of noises and smells...

anyways... so this girl comes out, and she looks at me wide eyed. i couldnt help myself. i burst out laughing. but then, my stomach rumbled some more. i literally threw her aside and got in. i knew i had one cigarette left. i cautiously took out my pack, and the picture shows what it looked like. its funny... most cigarettes i've seen in anime's are like that. i was proud to sit on the toilet and smoke that.

"bog feg" is the best feg.

the forehead of tomorrow!

this is the forehead of a friend of mine. it has the surface area of a small country. i mean, LOOK AT IT... its freakiashly huge. i dont even have to say anything. this picture speaks for itself. have YOU got a forehead that can compete with my friend's?
and for your information... i see that every frikking day... god have mercy.

its kain! ... 's symbol...

Do any of you know what that is? its a tattoo... a wicked tattoo. you might say "oh, i've seen better ones than that" and you would be correct. but the significant thing about this particular tattoo is, that its from my favorite game series of all time: Legacy of Kain.
this tattoo represents the symbol of the vampire tyrant, Kain. the reason im going on about this tattoo is because im jealous. im jealous that this guy has that on his arm and i dont. im angry that i cant have one... ever. tattoos, i mean.
the owner of that arm is Ben Lincoln. a legacy of kain enthusiast. just like me, he was obsessed with legacy of kain. so much, that he dedicated a site to it, researching the deleted material and ... stuff... see for yourself. his site is very cool and contains a lot of info about all the kain games.
now, back to the tattoo. well, the fact that i cant have a tattoo still stands, but if i had one, i'd have the Kain symbol on my back. the whole back.

in your face!

F.E.A.R. me!!!

dont mind the image... it was the first one i could find. i think its german...

before reading this, ask yourself this... "have i played FEAR?" if the answer is yes, read on. if the answer is no, ask yourself, "do i wanna play FEAR?" man, the answer to that is YES you wanna play FEAR. but if you dont want the experience spoiled, i stongly suggest you turn away now. please.
Well, i finished playing FEAR... it brought me so much joy, yet it left me in sorrow. i mean... it was almost what i expected it to be. almost. yes, it's scary. yes, its dark, yes, its bloody. and the guns.... yes, the guns were awsome. good times. but it felt like ... you know... short. but this is a weak argument over what pleasure FEAR was. BUT WHY SO SHORT? goddamn! just when Alma turned out to be a hot naked 18 year old dead psychotic! technically she is way older than that... but you dont age after you die, do you? yes. Alma. the new icon of scare. well, she is, isnt she? that girl had me screaming three thirty in the morning in my boxers as i played in the darkness on my room. well... i still wanna play it through, coz its so damn good. but the physics aren't as good as half life 2. but still a shotgun blast to the leg of an enemy soldier can produce some fun stuff to watch.
now, let me get back to the darkness... to the blood... to Alma.

welcome to my blog!

this is so cool! my own frikkin' blog! feel free to come on down! i like to thank joosy for talking me into actually doing this. thanx, buddy!